Corrupt The Wish Above

[soda]

Granted, but you're killed off by the production team in episode 1.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[zelorm]

Granted, you replace your laziness with a cocaine addiction

I that I could write well

 

[Android]

(was that accidental or...)

Granted. You now know how to write "well". good job

I wish everything was purple

 

[zelorm]

Granted, oxygen is now purple and cannot be seen through. Good Job.

I wish for potato

 

[Bunchi]

Granted but that potato is crunchy.
I wish that I had a hecka lotta money
just money
everywhere
all the money

 

[zelorm]

Granted, however, you actually created this money instead of earning/stealing it, so inflation shoots up and the dollar becomes less stable than the ruble

I wish I had a ruble

 

[Bunchi]

Granted but you die tomorrow so you won't have it for very long
I wish it wasn't so late

 

[zelorm]

Granted, its now 5 AM

I wish I ruled Poland

 

[Bunchi]

Granted, but you're overthrown
I wish I could move to a different state

 

[zelorm]

Granted, you now live in a state in the United Arab Emirates (Emirates meaning states)

I wish I was not overthrown

 

[soda]

Granted, you're now back in office!... Well, before that pesky assassin took care of you.

I WISH FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Granted but the nothing you wish for bleeds onto everything else turning everything into nothing.

I wish I had my sweetroll back.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but it hides from you all the time, and you can never find it.


I wish I would stay calm, sometimes.

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but you become so calm that your heart rate drops to 0 amd you die.

I wish that Senpai would notice me.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but your Sempai Bates something about you, like your apolitical party of something idk, becomes a dictator, and puts you in a death camp

I wish for lasers

 

[InfinityFlames]

Granted, but they malfunction and explode.



I wish for crazy amazing drawing skills

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you already have them, so nothing happens.

I wish the outlet by my bed worked

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but then it short-circuits while you're sleeping.

I wish that work was more exciting...

 

[zelorm]

Granted. Guillotine gorilla from samurai flemmco comes to your work and kills you

I wish when I say m800 people would know what it meant

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted but people easily forget what it means.

I wish people at my school were not so rude.