Corrupt The Wish Above

[zelorm]

Granted, but you start going to a military school soon after

I wish to forget boku no pico

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but you can't remember anything ever again.

I wish that I could stop procrastinating.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but you become a busy body and have no time for anything fun.

I wish that I could get my room cleaned....

 

[biibii]

Granted but you have to do it

I wish to meet Ashley Bouder

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but I read it wrong. You meet a boulder named Ashley

I wish Prussia was an independent nation

 

[biibii]

Granted but you have to lick a hobos foot

I wish to become a prima ballerina

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you are murdered

I wish for a good computer

 

[biibii]

granted but it only works once

I wish for a balanchine body

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, its on back order and you'll be stuck waiting for weeks.
I wish for three more hours in a day

 

[Peebers]

granted, but those three extra hours are spent on school

i wish for nothing

 

[himeki]

Granted, but for the rest of your life you have to live in an empty void of NOTHINGness

I wish I had more bells.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but they are real bells (instead of Ac) follow you around, and ring all the time

I wish for a time machine

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but for the rest of your life you have to live in an empty void of NOTHINGness.

That's such a redundant bit to say...

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Granted, but it's busted, and you can't fix it, no matter how hard you try.


I wish that my rings wouldn't have gotten stolen.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you are murdered for them, because they are the rings from lord of the rings

I wish for an easy and accurate way to learn about the cold war

 

[himeki]

Granted, but the only source is the actual thing- you travel there and get shot.


I wish for chicken nuggets.

 

[NightDelight]

granted, nuggets are burnt to a charcoal

I wish for beautiful, long hair!

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but you trip over it and can never clean it

I wish I knew how to pronounce Preu?en

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, but can never say another word correct again

I wish I could sleep better

 

[zelorm]

I grant thee eaternal sleep

I wish4fish

 

[NightDelight]

Granted! You get fishsticks, yum!

I wish that I had a fairy that followed me around and offer me advice