Corrupt The Wish Above

[rhinoo]

Granted but it is secretly a Ditto

I wish for a Machoke

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then it evolves into a Machamp.


I wish the title of this thread was “Corrupt thy wish above”.

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but it gets locked immediately after.

I wish for snow!

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but it's yellow snow.

I wish to get all the achievements for Sims 4 Xbox One.

 

[Princess Mipha]

(Ewww xD)

Granted, but then your Xbox One stops working.

I wish to get a new bike!

 

[AngelBunny]

granted, but its your least favorite color.

i wish i wasn't lactose intolerant

 

[rianne]

Granted but now you're allergic to it.

I want to make an amazing montage.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then it gets accidentally deleted.


I wish it would snow here this Winter.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted but the world is plunged into another "snowball Earth" and is rendered uninhabitable.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but it doesn’t become true because you didn’t wish for anything.

I wish my allergies would go away.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but then everyone else in the world gets ur allergies
i wish i got some food

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted but it is only a tiny bit at a time, simply enough to keep you alive and nothing else. Also, you can't consume anything else.

I wish Civ 6: Gathering Storm would come out sooner.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but it’s poorly done and not fun to play.

I wish it didn’t feel like the days are going by so fast.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but now the day will never end >

i wish i had some energy pls

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but it will be gone, once you fall asleep.

I wish for a cathouse for my cats

 

[Idfldnsndt]

granted but they love it so much they never leave it and u never see them again
i wish it wasnt so hOt

 

[rianne]

Granted but now it's super cold and all the heating systems aren't functional.

I wish for a Christmas miracle.

 

[Dim]

Granted but what Christmas miracle?

I wish I wish I was a fish!

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then you get eaten by a shark.

I wish for new headphones.

 

[Alexis]

granted but the headphones make all the vocals in your music not quite murmurs but not quite words, so you can never make anything out but you know something is being said and you're stuck in a perpetual state of: "what did he say?"

i wish for world peace <3