Laziest thing you've ever done

when i was in 5th grade i made up stories for my reading log and the teacher would accept them. i'd just write a weird title and author, and write a believable plot, and 30 minutes for reading time.

Lmao, I used to do that all the time! My teacher never believed it once but somehow, I still managed to finish the year with good grades.
 
I left old rice in the rice cooker bowl for a few days and it got moldy. I dumped out the rice but was too lazy to wash the bowl so I left it outside in the backyard. It's been out there for months.
 
In college there's a cafeteria/market type place right next to the dorm I was in that had AMAZING food (the food at my uni was ranked top 3 in the nation) and instead of taking the short walk there, I ordered pasta from dominos everyday for maybe a little over a month. I had to stop though because if I didn't use all the money on my meal plan they wouldn't have refunded it..
 
I left old rice in the rice cooker bowl for a few days and it got moldy. I dumped out the rice but was too lazy to wash the bowl so I left it outside in the backyard. It's been out there for months.

My boyfriend did the same, but it wasn't his cauldron, it was the one belonging to his roommate and because he didn't want him to find it, he hid it in my shed.
 
When i was younger, i slid across the tile floor on my stomach to get around the house. I also have a trash grabbing claw thing in my room to get things off my desk from my bed ^^;
 
like my charger was about less than 1 meter...and i still didn't wanted to get up so instead of using my 3DS i used my Wii U
 
A couple weeks ago I was in my bedroom and my mom was in the basement, I needed to tell her something but I didn't want to go downstairs so I phoned the house phone from my cell phone. She answered it and I told her what I needed to say over the phone.
 
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I do a lot of lazy things. I was book binding on top of my desk earlier with minimal scrap paper despite how messy PVA glue is.. so I was trying to be really careful. But I eventually got glue on my desk and I was too lazy to get spray/a tissue to clean it. I ended up spitting a little on my table and using scrap fabric to wipe it off. I mean it worked so whatever.
 
Sometimes I order groceries off amazonprime-now instead of going to the store. Then play ACNL instead of chores, eating snacks instead of cooking real food.
 
Throughout all of the last school year I would pack my lunch, so most the time I had my dad do it and he would never pack me silverware. Every time I needed silverware (generally a spoon) I would wait until my table mates went up to get lunch and steal my best friends spoon. At first he tried to prevent me from doing this but eventually he expected it. Sometimes a different guy that sat at the table would grab me a spoon so if my best friend actually needed his spoon we wouldn't get into a slight argument over it.
 
i was typing on my laptop while lying down on the couch because sitting straight up was too much work.
 
Once I was eating dinner and I dropped a fork and picked it up with my toe instead of getting off my chair to pick it up with my hands.
 
Literally using my modern history classes to catch up on sleep lost because of video games, internet, and English homework binges. After awhile I just started bringing a soft bag with a pillow inside to class. Still got top marks because I would read the previous day and that days chapter.

Basically I got a 1 hour nap before lunch because the class was rote memorization and I excelled at that.
 
i used to always ask my mom to get me stuff at the mini market across the street, i was too scared to go in but mostly bc im lazy
 
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