1. i stuffed my underwear with lima beans when i was like 7. my father made me and my little brother sit at the table for like an hour or two until the plate was empty and we hated them so much i would gag. so i had the genius idea that we stuff them in our pants and throw them out when we left the kitchen. idk how he didnt notice i was walking funny, it felt so gross lol
2. not sure if this is considered "nasty" but i pierced my own lips (4 times) AND my own nipples in high school, and took pics with the needle through for both instances. (i dont have the pics anymore) (yes they are fine and 4 of the 6 piercings r still in, got rid of the other 2 lip piercings bc my mom said they were ugly. they were dahlia bites paired w snake bites. i was v compliant to get rid of them though bc eating with those dahlia bites not yet healed hurts like a *****)
3. if i see candy on the floor n it doesnt look dirty i will eat it. once i ate a sour patch kid off the floor of my accounting class and another time i ate a starburst i found on the floor of my dorm's girl's bathroom. it was wrapped tho so shrug. i need my friends to tell me NOT to eat it
4. i was hiking w my friend and we were way up on a mountain peak. i was climbing on some rocks up there and i noticed a single piece of popcorn and ate it. also that same day i saw a single blueberry and put it in my mouth but it tasted nasty so i spat it out lol
5. when i was like 6 or 7 i dipped my lil bros toothbrush in the toilet after i used it then washed it and put it back bc i was really mad at him that day idek why
6. a few weeks ago, on my 1 year anniversary w my bf we were hanging out after a long sweaty day at the zoo. i went to the bathroom then i started cleaning it for him w/o telling him (he let his bathroom go dirty too long and i had enough and wanted to do something nice secretly), but he didnt have proper cleaning equipment in there like plastic gloves and toilet cleaner so i just thru some baking powder and soap scum cleaner into the bowl and started scrubbing w a scrub brush w my bare hands. i got rlly sick a coouple days after that, im pretty sure because of this cleaning incident & also some of the ahem activities we were doing.
7. one time in high school i had a fairly pricey mechanical art pencil and i accidentally dropped it in the toilet and i was NOT going to let that thing go to waste. it took me a minute to switch off my brain and reach my hand into the bowl to grab it. (luckily the toilet had nothing else in it but toilet water and my pencil)
8. ***slightly tmi*** i used 2 bulimic my first couple years of high school, enuff said!!!! Nasty af, i would eat in bathroom stalls at school i i would be on my knees practically hugging toilets. lmaoooo (oh and i would feel excited whenever my vomit was pastel pink or pure ice cream or some ""cute"" thing like that Lmao bye. Btw ice cream vomit is the easiest, tastiest vomit that will ever come out of your mouth. Accidentally threw up a DQ cone the other week because I had a virus. :c )