Ruin a Movie!

[Bruscoe]

It’s an hour and thirty minutes of some girl slowly getting mad from things that annoy and bother her, ultimately culminating to the point where her skin becomes so red, that she blows steam and screams at the very end; immediate cut to credits, movie over. She turned red.

The Good Dinosaur

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a dinosaur that was good, so the meteor spared him when it hit the Earth. Unfortunately this means dinosaurs survived, however, and all of the events of Jurassic Park and Jurassic World actually happened.

The Greatest Showman

 

[Yoshi155]

The Greatest Snowman

Here’s your change. (this was inspired my a time a few years ago when my sister said we should go see the movie and I thought it was called The Greatest Snowman)

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (anything relating to Jar Jar Binks is off limits)

 

[Bruscoe]

No Jar Jar? Okay…
One day, Young Anakin became bored of everyday life, so he decided to build a robot named C3-P0. However, C3-P0 also became bored with everyday life, so he befriends R2-D2 - learning the beep language to a tee - and both take off into the galaxy in search of conquering the bores of everyday life with the starship rebellion. Meanwhile, Anakin became bored again, so he decided to enter a pod race to earn some more mullah, in which he barely survived. All of a sudden, he randomly felt that he can be a Jedi Knight, as he possessed the power of the force that’s hidden within himself. With Obi-Wan Kenobi at his side, he had since perfected the way of properly saying the ultimate greeting, “Hello there!”, using the force of respect.

Then Jar Jar Binks showed up and everyone died. The end.

The Karate Kid (1984)

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a kid that does Karate. That's it. That's the entire movie. What, you thought this movie would be interesting???

Godzilla (any of them)

 

[Mr.Fox]

Godzilla keeps surfacing over and over but each time he’s still just in the middle of the ocean with no civilization anywhere in sight.

King Kong

 

[Midoriya]

Godzilla keeps surfacing over and over but each time he’s still just in the middle of the ocean with no civilization anywhere in sight.

LOL, that would be hilarious.

It's a movie about a giant "kong." No, not the ape you were thinking of, but the dog toy that dogs like to play with. Except this one is giant, hence the name "King Kong." People find it on an island and begin worshiping it. The end.

The Martian

 

[QueenCobra]

Marvin the Martian has an existential crisis. Basically, the Barbie movie treatment of Marvin the Martian from the Looney Tunes.

Ponyo

 

[Bruscoe]

Oh boy I know nothing about this movie except for the cover art lol
A thing comes out of a pond and decides to befriend a human who nurtures them to civilized life. Yep, that's it.
If I came close to what it's actually about then I deserve some cake

Good Burger

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a dude that eats a burger. Wow, that was a good burger!

Interstellar

 

[Mr.Fox]

They get out of the ship years later and discover it was all just a simulation and they never really left the base.

Aladdin

 

[Yoshi155]

In the one scene where Aladdin almost drowns and he can’t make a wish because his mouth is covered, he does end up drowning.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

 

[Bruscoe]

Harry actually got expelled from Hogwarts because the first spell he came up with was one that accidentally destroyed the titular stone. Thus, the sequels were all remakes of the first one done multiple times in different ways, with Harry and his friends getting older in each one.

The Jungle Book (Live Action)

 

[Mr.Fox]

When Baloo sends Mowgli to get the honey they discover Mowgli has a severe allergy to bee stings and Baloo had left his Epipen at home.

Labyrinth

 

[Bruscoe]

Jim Henson's Muppets, but with DAVID BOOOOOOOOOOOOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! one

Apollo 13

 

[Midoriya]

It's about the Apollo mission where they go to the moon... and discover it's actually made out of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!1!1 They start harvesting the cheese, but then realize how idiotic that is considering cheese exists back on Earth. Then they proceed to get stranded and eat the moon until it's gone and they die in the vacuum of space. The end.

Jumanji

 

[Bruscoe]

It’s a game of Dungeons and Dragons gone wrong. Robin Williams plays Genie, who sucks four kids into a playing board, and tells them that the only way to escape the game is by warping through a book that’s hidden in Shrek’s house. The kids venture through many traps, dronkeys, baby shreks and a whole lotta Farquaads to get there. The final boss is Shrek himself, who belly flops onto the kids, suffocating them. Luckily, the book they were looking for fell under them as they were getting smashed, and they return to reality. The end.

Captain America: The First Avenger

 

[Midoriya]

It's about this dude from America... he was a captain, but he was also the first "avenger." No, that doesn't mean he was a superhero. He just happened to "avenge" someone's high-score from being defeated in Pac-Man.

Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

 

[Bruscoe]

Drift the frog decides to train for a marathon. He was also furious about not having a vacation in a long time, so he decides to run all the way to Tokyo (yes, even over the Pacific ocean) as fast as he could, while escaping from his boss. He's fast; he's furious; his name is Drift, and he needs to get to Tokyo pronto.

The Matrix (1999)

 

[QueenCobra]

Keanu Reeves becomes obsessed with dot matrix quilt patterns.

Mamma Mia