heres a fun lil egg horoscope for yall :^)
Aries: badass egg
Taurus: passionate egg
Gemini: talking egg
Cancer: crying egg
Leo: egg of love
Virgo: hot egg
Libra: boring egg
Scorpio: dead egg
Sagittarius: egg
Aquarius: simply not an egg
Capricorn: Easter egg
Pisces: chill egg
E: and another
Aries - hard boiled egg
Taurus - egg that wont frickin crack
Gemini - a carton of 24 eggs
Cancer - the single egg left in the carton that u need for ur recipe
Leo - egg that jumped out of my hand i swear i didnt drop it
Virgo - scrambled egg
Libra - egg whites
Scorpio - egg thats shell breaks off into ur batter goddammit
Sagittarius - sunny side up egg
Capricorn - cut up egg in a salad
Aquarius - not actually an egg, just a meme
Pisces - eggnog
i am just an egg/sunny side up egg
Aries: badass egg
Taurus: passionate egg
Gemini: talking egg
Cancer: crying egg
Leo: egg of love
Virgo: hot egg
Libra: boring egg
Scorpio: dead egg
Sagittarius: egg
Aquarius: simply not an egg
Capricorn: Easter egg
Pisces: chill egg
E: and another
Aries - hard boiled egg
Taurus - egg that wont frickin crack
Gemini - a carton of 24 eggs
Cancer - the single egg left in the carton that u need for ur recipe
Leo - egg that jumped out of my hand i swear i didnt drop it
Virgo - scrambled egg
Libra - egg whites
Scorpio - egg thats shell breaks off into ur batter goddammit
Sagittarius - sunny side up egg
Capricorn - cut up egg in a salad
Aquarius - not actually an egg, just a meme
Pisces - eggnog
i am just an egg/sunny side up egg
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