Shake the egg carton vigorously until all the eggs' contents are mixed, and throw them onto a frying pan. Grab the handle and shake the frying pan up and down, but make sure no eggs fly out. Keep cooking it until it's a charred, crispy mess and serve.
Eat a pound of Carolina Reapers and ghost peppers for every meal of the day. Remember to do this every day for all meals for a month. By the time you’re done, you won’t want to eat anything ever again, and you’ll be able to handle anything.
Go to your local farm, grab as much sheep as possible, and bring them all home with you. Then, before you go to bed, count the sheep that are now in your yard. Each sheep you count multiplies the amount of time you'll be able to sleep. Trust me, I know the science behind it.
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Add some diet coke to the corn. The chemicals will react, making the corn turn into the fluffy white delicacy you know and love. It's called popcorn, because sugar makes corn pop!
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