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Kitzie
~ Night-Owl Ghost ~
Turn your car's GPS into a 'World Event Detector.' It'll only allow you to drive to places relevant to ongoing news stories. But here's the kicker: You've got to wear a 'Breaking News' helmet everywhere you go. That way, you'll stay informed 24/7, whether you like it or not.
How can I deal with noisy neighbors?
How can I deal with noisy neighbors?
Tell your employer to have you come in to work every day you're supposed to have off. All you gotta do is go there, punch in for a minute, punch out, and go home. Bam, you're fully awake now and can do whatever you want!
I have an Animal Crossing addiction. How do I control my interest in it?
I have an Animal Crossing addiction. How do I control my interest in it?
Start playing Animal Crossing in real life. Go take over some animals' territory and treat them like they're villagers in the game. Become friendly with the "bear" villager and give them a hug. They're sure to love you.
How do I write things in cursive other than my signature?
How do I write things in cursive other than my signature?
We all know that if you're not a celebrity, then you won't be able to write one that's more than two pages long. Just write a long biography on some famous guy instead. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of things you can learn about someone that way.
Best way to get rid of a headache?
Best way to get rid of a headache?
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
Repeatedly and aggressively honk your horn at even the slightest, meaningless inconvenience. Make sure to be as un-smooth as possible with your acceleration and braking. Don’t forget that waiting an extra 20 minutes for a $20 grande venti mocha crapafrapaccino pumpkin spice peppermint mochi gnocchi olive oil cold brew double blended two pumps of raspberry with California almond milk latte from your local Starbucks will also only shorten your commute.
How do I rapidly defrost the chicken I was supposed to take out hours ago?
How do I rapidly defrost the chicken I was supposed to take out hours ago?
Just stop eating. That's the best way to lose fat.
DISCLAIMER: I, for real, do NOT promote eating disorders. See a dietician or your doctor immediately if you have a serious problem with your eating habits.
I know almost nothing about the current pop music scene because I much prefer the old stuff and I frankly just don't care. How would I go about changing my mind?
DISCLAIMER: I, for real, do NOT promote eating disorders. See a dietician or your doctor immediately if you have a serious problem with your eating habits.
I know almost nothing about the current pop music scene because I much prefer the old stuff and I frankly just don't care. How would I go about changing my mind?
QueenCobra
Daisuke Sekimoto girlie
Eat pizza, move into a sewer, wear a bandana, and name yourself after Renaissance painter.
What’s the best way to crack your back?
What’s the best way to crack your back?
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
Become a mother and have your child step on a divot in the sidewalk.
What should I do if I get pulled over for speeding and I forgot my license?
What should I do if I get pulled over for speeding and I forgot my license?
LMAO, this genuinely made me laugh.
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Above poster: Just share some food with them! The cop will let you off the hook easily. Remember, donuts are their favorite.
What should I do if I need to re-take an exam?
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