This was one of the most questionable episodes of the show lmao
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ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
*Holding a newspaper that reads "JORDANIANS SUE DETHKLOK 16.7 MILLION $ IN DAMAGES"*
"I think it's okay if we hate each other, that's okay with me. But we can't have this happen again, it costs too much!"
"I think it's okay if we hate each other, that's okay with me. But we can't have this happen again, it costs too much!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"He's slowly learning how to un-play the guitar."
Suguri
on hiatus until 6/3
WARNING:
The following chapter contains graphic scenes showing two boys beating the tar out of a couple of robots.
If you have high blood pressure, or if you faint at the sight of motor oil, we strongly urge you to take better care of yourself and stop being such a baby.
The following chapter contains graphic scenes showing two boys beating the tar out of a couple of robots.
If you have high blood pressure, or if you faint at the sight of motor oil, we strongly urge you to take better care of yourself and stop being such a baby.
Look, I knew private school would be expensive, but I was hoping we could get a scholarship of some sort.
Sorry, I don’t have anything to offer you unless you’re a member of a minority group.
¡Excellente! ¡Muchos gracias, señorata!
Warning:
The following chapter contains terribly inappropriate scenes that certainly do not belong in a children’s book.
If you are offended by such senselessness, please put this book down immediately, raise your arms over your head, and run screaming to your nearest shoe store.
When you get there, ask them to make you a cheeseburger.
(Note: this probably won’t help you a bit, but we think it will be funny)
Sorry, I don’t have anything to offer you unless you’re a member of a minority group.
¡Excellente! ¡Muchos gracias, señorata!
I really like this one:
Warning:
The following chapter contains terribly inappropriate scenes that certainly do not belong in a children’s book.
If you are offended by such senselessness, please put this book down immediately, raise your arms over your head, and run screaming to your nearest shoe store.
When you get there, ask them to make you a cheeseburger.
(Note: this probably won’t help you a bit, but we think it will be funny)
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"Just... Do a great job, but don't leave us. I'm gonna get going— Your music sucks and you're an *******! I-I'm having trouble expressing myself."
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"Oh, Fry! I'd give anything to un-murder you!"
I cannot believe this! I’m trying to give our daughter a headstart in life and you aren’t helping a bit!
Marge, name one successful person who ever lived without air conditioning.
Balzac.
No need for potty mouth just because you can’t think of one.
But Balzac is his name.
Marge, name one successful person who ever lived without air conditioning.
Balzac.
No need for potty mouth just because you can’t think of one.
But Balzac is his name.
Suguri
on hiatus until 6/3
So after that time me and Greg were study partners I asked him how the heck he laid that egg and he told me he can lay any kind of egg he WANTS.
And I said OK then lay an OSTRICH egg, and he said for that he'd need to eat a lot of potato chips and then he took some of mine.
And I said OK then lay an OSTRICH egg, and he said for that he'd need to eat a lot of potato chips and then he took some of mine.
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"I'm too depressed for murder and mayhem."
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"It sucks, y’know, but… Uh, yeah. I say we kill him."
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"Pfft! What kind of bozos would start a Bender protest group?"
"Good news, everyone! Hermes and I have started a Bender protest group."
"That was uncanny."
"Good news, everyone! Hermes and I have started a Bender protest group."
"That was uncanny."
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't censor me just 'cause I'm an obscenely bad role model!"
