The out of context quotes thread

*Sam unleashes a barrage of punches on Jason Vorhees that have absolutely zero effect, and then stops, exhausted*

"Your best shot, ************..."

*Jason grabs him by his collar and punches his head off, decapitating him as it rolls into the dumpster*

*Meanwhile, at the concert venue*


"AND NOW EVERYBODY, GET READY TO DANCE! PRESENTING THE NEW HIT WONDER, EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE!!!"

*Music starts playing*

"I don't get it, Johnny. Why are we celebrating and dancing when Sam and Samantha's deaths are still unsolved?"

"Ummmm, because this is the 1970s?!? C'MON MAN, JUST DANCE!"

*Johnny proceeds to keep dancing*

"Do you remember... the times we haddddddddd, in September..."

*All of a sudden Sam's ghost appears and claps his hands together and dances to the beat*

"Sam, is that you???"

"****! THIS IS MAH SONG, DAWG!"

"..."
 
Wow, Joe Namath!

That’s right. My car broke down in front of your house.

I cannot believe you’re here! Do you think maybe you can give me some pointers?

Sure. There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.

Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.

Hey, I gotta run. Remember what I told you.
 
“Puppet Ruler want a cracker?”
*Iago shoves a cracker into the Sultan’s mouth*
“Here’s your cracker! Shove them all down your throat!”
*Iago stuffs a ton of crackers into Sultan’s mouth and starts shoving them in with his feet*
“Here! Have lots of crackers!
 
*The Lord of Evil confronts the band of marauders as they're sitting around drinking and laughing*

"Hey, who are you?"

"JOE MAMA!"

"Hehe, good one."

"Ah yes, that's right... I'm your mama..."

*The Lord of Evil proceeds to suck out the marauder's souls, but unbeknownst to him, Muscle Man from Regular Show is also there*

"Hey guys, you know who ALSO likes to say I'm your mama before sucking out all of your souls?"

*One of the remaining marauders shrugs*

"MY MOMMMMMMMM!!!"
 
“Who cares if you are super smart or you’re pure evil? I have the most powerful thing of all: cold hard cash!”
“She does have a good point.”
“She’s right. Shall we continue to argue?”
“Let’s!”
 
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