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The out of context quotes thread
Mr. Koufax, don’t you think Flanders is a big jerk?
*line cuts off*
Yello? Yello? *enters number* Yeah, Homer again. I think we got cut off.
*line cuts off*
Yello?
*Sam unleashes a barrage of punches on Jason Vorhees that have absolutely zero effect, and then stops, exhausted*
"Your best shot, ************..."
*Jason grabs him by his collar and punches his head off, decapitating him as it rolls into the dumpster*
*Meanwhile, at the concert venue*
"AND NOW EVERYBODY, GET READY TO DANCE! PRESENTING THE NEW HIT WONDER, EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE!!!"
*Music starts playing*
"I don't get it, Johnny. Why are we celebrating and dancing when Sam and Samantha's deaths are still unsolved?"
"Ummmm, because this is the 1970s?!? C'MON MAN, JUST DANCE!"
*Johnny proceeds to keep dancing*
"Do you remember... the times we haddddddddd, in September..."
*All of a sudden Sam's ghost appears and claps his hands together and dances to the beat*
"Sam, is that you???"
"****! THIS IS MAH SONG, DAWG!"
"..."
No one's slick as Gaston ♩
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston ♩
For there's no man in town half as manly
Our cafeteria has really smelly food.
LOL.
The pizza is purple and the french fries are slimy .
LOL. LOL.
Quit running, son. I just want to give you a big hug.
It’s gotta be a trick. Run like the wind.
I believe in you! Hug me! Why won’t you hug me?
But I can’t play quarterback. I don’t even know how.
Son, you can do anything you want. I have total faith in you.
Since when?
Since your mother yelled at me.
Wow, Joe Namath!
That’s right. My car broke down in front of your house.
I cannot believe you’re here! Do you think maybe you can give me some pointers?
Sure. There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.
Hey, I gotta run. Remember what I told you.
Come on, guys. We can’t play without Bart. He’s the heart of this team.
No, I’m not. I suck!
It’s true. He does!
Don’t listen to them, son. I have total faith in you.
"I know! Let's pray for other people!"
"Yay! It's a, "pray-off"! The one who prays the most wins!"
That’s right. I’m gonna fricking blindfold myself. With Shrek.
"What incredible penetration!"
"and move big empty things with your mi-eee-i-eee-i-ee-ind....
because I know the way to make you a warr-i-or,
even though now you're a wusssss,
it is the way of the platypussssss,
it is the way of the platypus!!"
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Puppet Ruler want a cracker?”
*Iago shoves a cracker into the Sultan’s mouth*
“Here’s your cracker! Shove them all down your throat!”
*Iago stuffs a ton of crackers into Sultan’s mouth and starts shoving them in with his feet*
“Here! Have lots of crackers!
Dad, you’re visiting me from the afterlife?
No, you idiot. I’m a cloud.
‘We’re Vox Machina, a traveling band of adventurers led by me, Scanlan Shorthalt, and these are my compatriots. We’re on a very important mission to get…uhhh…what are we doing again?’
*The Lord of Evil confronts the band of marauders as they're sitting around drinking and laughing*
"Hey, who are you?"
"JOE MAMA!"
"Hehe, good one."
"Ah yes, that's right... I'm your mama..."
*The Lord of Evil proceeds to suck out the marauder's souls, but unbeknownst to him, Muscle Man from Regular Show is also there*
"Hey guys, you know who ALSO likes to say I'm your mama before sucking out all of your souls?"
*One of the remaining marauders shrugs*
"MY MOMMMMMMMM!!!"
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Who cares if you are super smart or you’re pure evil? I have the most powerful thing of all: cold hard cash!”
“She does have a good point.”
“She’s right. Shall we continue to argue?”
“Let’s!”
Sorry, Homer. I’ve been planning this vacation for years. I’m finally going to see Easter Island.
Oh, right, with the giant heads.
With the what now?
"There's only one way out of here"
"A high school diploma?"
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hey, you’re food, we’re food. We’re all food here.”