The out of context quotes thread
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Wow! We were all dying, and now we're fine! That's super!"
Suguri
inactive-ish
My, what a splendid book, my good man!
Let me adjust my monocle so I may imbibe its essence more indubitably!
Those aren't monocles! They're just rings from plastic milk jugs!
What? We can't use our imaginations anymore?
Let me adjust my monocle so I may imbibe its essence more indubitably!
Those aren't monocles! They're just rings from plastic milk jugs!
What? We can't use our imaginations anymore?
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey everybody, this is never gonna work. Don't you see? All this dividin' up the town, it's just ridiculous... What we really should be doing, is just beatin' the hell out of each other like we were."
"He's right. Boy, do I feel like a fool."
*Everyone resumes fighting and beating each other up*
"He's right. Boy, do I feel like a fool."
*Everyone resumes fighting and beating each other up*
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow. And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
Phone call, Mr. Plankton.
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day.....
AHHHHHHHHH!
Phone call, Mr. Plankton.
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day.....
AHHHHHHHHH!
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I don’t mean to scare you, but I’ve eaten an apple before.”
—my little cousin, about a week ago
—my little cousin, about a week ago
Firesquids
⛧Roxie of Avalar⛧
"No! No! No! I wanted the pit there and the pendulum there!"
*Some random kid turns on the GameCube and starts up Ribbit King, as the opening cutscene plays and Scooter walks in to see the king*
"AH, It's Scooter! Thank you for coming!"
"Do you need me for something, king?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, we have a bit of a problem... um, well, you see..."
*But before the cutscene can continue, a funky but well educated butler walks in*
"KING, I am back from my mission! I have found zee Super Ribbonite you were looking for."
*The butler reveals the new supply of Super Ribbonite in his hands and drops it on the ground while everyone looks shocked*
"B-but, how did you do it? I was supposed to send Scooter here on a mission to go play golf with frogs against whacky opponents until he could challenge someone so strong that he could get the lifetime supply!"
"King, allow me to explain. When I was checking the space comms I heard something amiss, namely a certain GUMBAH-GOO out to get revenge against the empire by stealing the Super Ribbonite supply for himself. I enlisted the help of Goku from Dragon Ball Z to quickly defeat this opponent. Ya see, in the 7 seconds Goku arrived and flying Nimbus farted on a flying potato, I switched out the real Super Ribbonite with a fake one while Gumbah-Goo wasn't looking. The result, my good sir, is what you see now."
*Everyone continues to look shocked until the king finally speaks up*
"O-oh, I see. Huh, you really do get around, don't you." (geez, I hope I don't have to promote him later!)
"AH, It's Scooter! Thank you for coming!"
"Do you need me for something, king?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, we have a bit of a problem... um, well, you see..."
*But before the cutscene can continue, a funky but well educated butler walks in*
"KING, I am back from my mission! I have found zee Super Ribbonite you were looking for."
*The butler reveals the new supply of Super Ribbonite in his hands and drops it on the ground while everyone looks shocked*
"B-but, how did you do it? I was supposed to send Scooter here on a mission to go play golf with frogs against whacky opponents until he could challenge someone so strong that he could get the lifetime supply!"
"King, allow me to explain. When I was checking the space comms I heard something amiss, namely a certain GUMBAH-GOO out to get revenge against the empire by stealing the Super Ribbonite supply for himself. I enlisted the help of Goku from Dragon Ball Z to quickly defeat this opponent. Ya see, in the 7 seconds Goku arrived and flying Nimbus farted on a flying potato, I switched out the real Super Ribbonite with a fake one while Gumbah-Goo wasn't looking. The result, my good sir, is what you see now."
*Everyone continues to look shocked until the king finally speaks up*
"O-oh, I see. Huh, you really do get around, don't you." (geez, I hope I don't have to promote him later!)
Come on! You have to go outside to do your… business.
The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself.
I’m not going to the bathroom in the backyard!
Sheesh. Sorry, your Majesty.
The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself.
I’m not going to the bathroom in the backyard!
Sheesh. Sorry, your Majesty.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I think if we learned anything today, it's that Naked is NOT beautiful.”
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"Bonjour, art lovers. Tonight, for your viewing enjoyment, we present a portrait painted in shades of greed."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’ve just noticed that as a robot, I am naked and it feels wonderful!”
