*A nudist version of Winston Churchill’s voice is heard off screen*
“Let’s play volleyball!”
“Okay, now that’s just wrong.”
*Otto screams as he covers his eyes*
“MY EYES!!!!!!!!”
*A nudist Winston Churchill is talking to Stalin and FDR*
“Being naked is such a free feeling! Why don’t you join me in a naked barbecue?”
“Count us in!”
*Jump to Otto and Tuddrussell watching in horror as the two men get naked off screen. Tuddrussell is disgusted and Otto is horrified and screams while covering his eyes*
“MY EYES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!”
"Dude, that's not extreme enough! My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! I want them to see what they did was wrong! I want them to have to admit that they lied to me!"
"Okay, okay, fine. I just... My first idea. That's why we have these consultations... Oh, wait, this is nice. How about this: Uh, we'll lure your parents out of the house, and then we'll kill them. Uh, we'll cut them up into little pieces and feed them to the dog."
"Dude!"
"Extreme enough for you? How's Wednesday?"
"No, that's too extreme!"
*sigh* "Well, first it's not extreme enough and then it's too extreme. Where do you want it?"
"Just forget it, Cartman! You don't know what you're doing!"
Look, I'm the leader here. Mundane work like gathering info just doesn't suit me. Besides, I tried talking to a few people here and there, but they got all nervous and stuff! I'm just too pretty for my own good.
"Mr. Krabs, I'm all dressed up and ready to snorkel."
"Wait a second..."
"Uh, Mr. Krabs, where's your ship?"
"Something smells fishy."
"Don't get your mizzenmast in a twist, I got your ship right here.
Parts of the ship crash on SpongeBob and Squidward as Mr. Krabs opens the box.
"Some assembly required."
"We have to build the ship?"
"Yay! We get to build the ship!"
"Premade vessels are for landlubbers, real sailors build their own ships. Now get to work, you two! And as an old navy man, I'll be responsible for the most difficult part."
"Look—We've had tons of complaints about your show! You're mean to the children, you're rude to the staff, you don't show up to work, you tell lies constantly, you steal people's lunches, you've got poor hygiene... You're the WORST employee we've ever HAD!"
