xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
- Start date
"Watch for the shadows of monsters that hang from the ceiling".
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Get this: I got a gay tree in my yard!”
"And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone".
"I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years".
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone".
"I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years".
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Some of these air fresheners smell like my dad when he gets out of the shower.”
"What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning, then baby said
Dance, magic dance".
Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning, then baby said
Dance, magic dance".
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Searchiiiiiiiin'..."
"AAAAAAGGHHH!"
"AAAAAAGGHHH!"
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus-bear?”
“I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub... Baby Bear!”
“Grrrr!”
“When we take over, it's gonna be a.…”
“BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!”
“I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub... Baby Bear!”
“Grrrr!”
“When we take over, it's gonna be a.…”
“BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Dead people aren’t the ones you should be afraid of. Living ones are.”
"That's 49 cent of spilled milk dripping all over the table. Somebody's going to drink this milk".
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“These trivialities demean me. I must away and tend to my ravens.”
"Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is my son".
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is my son".
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m Billie Jean and I’m mad as hell
I’ve got a story to tell
Superstar
You know just who you are!”
I’ve got a story to tell
Superstar
You know just who you are!”
I'm going to accept that I got the lyrics wrong and not even edit that. It humors me.
"Can I call you Bob"?
"You may call me Murray! I am a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom, and the forces of darkness will applaude me as I stride through the gates of hell, carrying your head on a pike"!
"Stride"?
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What’s the point of a senseless tragedy if you can’t find the humor in it?”
ShadowLelouch97
Senior Member
"Big Bang Theory!"
"WE'LL TAPE IT!"
"WE'LL TAPE IT!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hi everybody, and welcome to How many amiibo can I fit in my mouth?. Let's pick one at random here..." *Holds up a Bowser amiibo* "DAMMIT!"
"Jenny don't change your number
867-5309".
I actually have that number memorized.
My older relatives who actually grew up with the song don't. I realized that I've probably heard it too much from adding it into my spotify playlist.
867-5309".
I actually have that number memorized.
My older relatives who actually grew up with the song don't. I realized that I've probably heard it too much from adding it into my spotify playlist.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I have to get laid. I think it'll bump up my credit score."
