The out of context quotes thread

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"And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone".

"I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years".
 
"Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is my son".

I'm going to accept that I got the lyrics wrong and not even edit that. It humors me.

"Can I call you Bob"?

"You may call me Murray! I am a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom, and the forces of darkness will applaude me as I stride through the gates of hell, carrying your head on a pike"!

"Stride"?
 
"Jenny don't change your number
867-5309".

I actually have that number memorized.

My older relatives who actually grew up with the song don't. I realized that I've probably heard it too much from adding it into my spotify playlist.
 
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