The out of context quotes thread

[QueenCobra]

“You know what, Evian? You should be really embarrassed…because your parents named you after bottled water.”

 

[ShadowLelouch97]

"I'm.... not exactly sure what color emerald is supposed to be..."

 

[-Daydream-]

"Guessss who made waaaaffllleeessss!!"

"I’m not going to eat that!"

*proceeds to have a mental breakdown*

"Fine! I will try some already!"

- Gir and Zim from Invader Zim.

 

[Suguri]

Aw, seriously?
-David, Battle For Dream Island

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you guys are taking applications?"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Don't lie. I've done it before and it's too fun."

 

[SkyKnight03]

"Now I know you're blind man, but you gotta see this".

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I haven’t cooked very much since we went virtual.”

 

[faerie]

“But Don't You Dare Try To Blame This On Us Because You're Afraid. That's Right, You're Afraid That When You're With Us, That's When You're The Best.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Haven’t you ever heard of the Golden Rule? Do unto others like they do unto you?”
“You mean drugging and kidnapping children by dressing up as an Angel and preventing them from escaping by telling them that they are dead?”

 

[SkyKnight03]

"Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay
Where my dogs at? Bark with me now
Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay".

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Wii Play. Do you?"

"Is that a threat?"

 

[Beanz]

“yap, yap, yap. i don’t want to hear it! you’re not my dermatologist.” -me to my brother

 

[SkyKnight03]

"Of life's bramble bush I picked a rose".

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I caught a donut!”
“A donut Pokémon?”

 

[-Blue-]

"Guessss who made waaaaffllleeessss!!"

"I’m not going to eat that!"

*proceeds to have a mental breakdown*

"Fine! I will try some already!"

- Gir and Zim from Invader Zim.

'Shut your noise tube taco human'

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU BELONG!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“We're Costco guys! Of course we go shopping while eating a chicken bake!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Kids voiceover on a tv screen with some drawings of furniture*
“Five night stands!”
*Four of the night stands float off screen and one kid is narrating*
“One night stand.”
*Drawing of a bed float on screen and the other kids return*
“One night stand!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“You hit like a girl. Too bad you don’t look like one.”