The out of context quotes thread

[Yukari Yakumo]

"I feel like I'm Aristotle or something!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“G is for Grandma.
Remind her that she’ll be dead soon.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I wonder what's for dinner.”

“Oh, boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“C is for cop
With a shiny gun.
Sneak up and tickle him!
That’ll be fun!”

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Hmm? Becky Blackbell, what is that?"

"Ta-dah! I made Anya's dad! Squee!"

"Loid Forger?! This is an excess of individuality!"

"And I made this for him to change into! It's a combat suit my dad's company is..."

"The elegance of your execution is not in question! But you were told that the theme is, "animals"! Start over!"

"Master Henderson...human beings are animals."

"Gasp! She speaks truth!!! Carry on then, Miss Blackbell."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Daddy Derek Savage from behind a door*
“I’m here to see your husband. Is he home?”
*Woman as she grabs something from behind the couch*
“Yeah. He’s right here!”
*Pulls out a shotgun and cocks it and then aims at the door*

 

[QueenCobra]

“Ugh. A whole month gone and still no word.”

“I’m certain he’s all right.”

“Yeah! That old Ganon’s no match for the king.”

“Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.”

“Great! I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos!”

 

[-Blue-]

I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.
I can't. I just ate it.
The whole thing?
Yeah. It was pretty gross.
The stem and then- and the core?
You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!
Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?
Yeah, it was gross!
Of course it's gross! It's a sticker, bro!
I eat stickers all the time, dude!
Oh, my God. This whole thing is a disaster. I'm going back to the car.

 

[QueenCobra]

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“J is for justice
Making things fair.
If someone wrongs you
Just cut off all of their hair.”

 

[Mr.Fox]

‘Don’t open the bedroom door! No matter what weird sounds you hear coming from inside or how many times I yell for help.’

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!”
*Mrs. Tweedy not paying attention to Mr. Tweedy being attacked*
“Finally something we both can agree with.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough RUBIES."

 

[Suguri]

When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk! Cool, huh?

 

[Midoriya]

"Master, based on clinical psychology records, denying reality and personifying objects are the first steps towards insanity."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why did you hit me?”
“Because I don’t like you, Derpdroid!”
“I don’t like you, Derpdroid!”
*Ron slaps Rich across his face hard*

 

[QueenCobra]

"It just doesn’t get any better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” over at her and her husband “Captain Kutchie’s” place... Some folks also call him... “The Kutchmon!”...Most just call him 'the most interesting man in the world'...(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)...Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville. ...It’s always worth the trip to visit them in they’re historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill...It should be on everyone’s bucket list for sure..And The World’s Best Key Lime Pies! ..YUM-YUM-YUM.... “Talk about world class” what an understatement!.....AAHHHHH!...The magic of the lovely...Mrs. Anita Pelaez And her delicious Key Lime Pies baked with pure love...always......40 years and they’re still going strong....

....May GOD continue blessing “Anita and Kutchie Pelaez” and they’re world famous Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill where the personalities, ovens and smiles are always warm and inviting. “Kutcharitaville” you’re the best we love you!....

...Now you know who is the hottest!... And baby let me tell you, Mrs. Anita Is no act.....She’s the real thing baby!...

....Located near the Biltmore House and Estate........Who could ask for anything more?...Anita’s Key Lime Pie... (Hell Yes!)

.....Just think, Kutchie’s Goodie Goodie Cheese Burger, The original cheeseburger in paradise!

...That Alone is quite a pretty big deal if you ask me. It’s a pretty big deal even if you don’t ask me."

 

[Midoriya]

"There are some things that, once seen, can never be unseen. Things like a Bangboo getting sliced wide open..."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Film reel black and white PSA film is playing on a projector*
“Since childhood, every girl dreams of when she can grow to be a wife and a mother. *Baby doll is thrown at the girl in the film and it lands in her arms* But being a woman hasn’t come so easy. Women are historically known to having survive and to protect themselves from extreme things like snowstorms, *Fake snow is thrown on the girl* tsunamis, *Water is thrown in girl’s face* meteors, *Cardboard cutout flies in front of the girl* hurricanes, radiation, famine, careers, rock and roll, Koreans, garlic, Dracula, *Man dressed as Dracula pops on screen before leaving* excessive bacon, rabid bats, toxic waste *Waste oil is dumped on the girl*, and drugs! *Pills fall on top of the girl who is now in tears* Oh what a marvelous time to be a woman!”