The out of context quotes thread

[rocketspruggs]

"The Fleemco company presents, "Dick Daring on Inspiration"."

"I used to have a serious problem with inspiration whenever there was a heatwave."

"Look out below!"

"But then I switched to this, "Fleemco's extra fancy brand deodorant".

"Excuse me, Dick, "inspiration", means motivating others, I believe you're thinking of, "perspiration".

"Really? Oh, well, I...oh great, now you got me inspiring!"

"This has been Dick Daring on inspiration."

 

[Beanz]

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"This has opened up a world of possibilities for me as a gamer, like getting my very own controversy!"

*cuts to an apology stream*

"I didn't know it was a slur I just thought it was an insult."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Terry, what’s Greg’s favorite appetizer?”
*Greg and Terry are writing down their answers*
“Oh! That’s easy! It’s Potato Skins!”
*Terry reveals his answer to an annoyed Greg*
“No, it’s wasabi tuna in a radicchio sauce.”
*Terry looks at Greg in disbelief*
“Even I think that’s gay.”

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Remy Remington! You're in big trouble, young man!"

"We can explain, I...wait, your name's Remy Remington?"

"Yeah, why?"

"No reason, heh."

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

"Well you see... They have tried numerous times to cast their Path to Exile, but there always seems to be a Counterspell or Negate available to respond and prolong his board state. Sure he may not have a true win con in place, but stalling is enough to force his opponents to rage uncontrollably."

"Are you telling me Biden plays a Blue deck? F*** me."

"Blue is kinda the Democrat's thing."

"Color pie wins again."

"Make America Goblin Again!"

"This implies that Republicans play Red and therefore play without thinking, which makes too much sense."

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"You kiss your dad on the mouth? "

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Francine see Hayley dressed as Carlotta Monterrey at the fair and is shocked*
“Hayley?! You’re Carlotta Monterrey?! Wait. I already knew that….”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Well, when you think about it, I mean, you know we rent our house, we lease our car, we live together. Don’t you think there’s a lack of commitment there somehow?”
“I got committed to a house.”

 

[Beanz]

“beanz, i want you to feel privileged. you’re now in my inner circle prayer list.” -my friend’s uncle, funny bc it’s out of pocket.

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Hey take a chill pill, those grow on trees here!"

"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS DIPPY FRESH!!"

 

[Flyffel]

"Hi. I am a ninja sloth. bye."

 

[Yoshi155]

And they all lived happily ever after… except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.

Goddamnit, Cartman!

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Are you shopping for someone special?"

"Yes, me."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Large hairy animals walk over my face as I sleep.”
“True.”
*Sue Snell stares at Rachel in confusion*
“I have a dog.”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"At this rate it'll take a miracle to find Anne!"

*Spots a parade float labeled  Boonchuy using his drone's camera and pans it down over to Anne*

"WOOO! I'M ANNE BOONCHUY! I'M ANNE BOONCHUY!"

"She's Anne Boonchuy!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Daisy is staring at Peach in shock after she gunned down a bunch of enemies*
“Where did you learn to do that?!”
“When you get kidnapped as much as me, you need to learn how to defend yourself.”
“Well excuse me for not being kidnapped every other day!”
“So what did you bring to fight Michael Jackson with?”
“A tennis racket from Mario Tennis.”
“Uhhhhhh yeah. Let’s go save our kids!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Uh, got it! When fighting a gremloblin use water..."

*Mabel is seen is the background throwing a bucket of water on the monster as Dipper turns the page of the journal.*

"...only as a last resort as water makes him much much scarier?! AHH! WHO WRITES SENTENCES LIKE THAT?!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Daisy enters Michael Jackson’s Castle*
“Uhhhh what the heck are you doing?”
“Hey! Weren’t there supposed to be two of you?”
*Peach enters by crashing through a window before falling on top of Daisy*
“GET OFF OF ME, FATTY!”

 

[SkyKnight03]

"Rip Van Winkle"