Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Spider Pig Spider Pig. Does whatever a Spider Pig does….”
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“What demon yodeled in YOUR ear?!”
(from me in one of my stories)
(from me in one of my stories)
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Ewwww! Gross! How long have those mice been living in your back fat?”
“Don’t know but I call the white one Mitzi.”
“Don’t know but I call the white one Mitzi.”
Mom, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Hmm, now that's a tricky one. I guess it would be (demonically) crush your enemies, see them quiver before you and hear the lamentations of their women! (Normally) Or having a family! It’s pretty much the same!
Hmm, now that's a tricky one. I guess it would be (demonically) crush your enemies, see them quiver before you and hear the lamentations of their women! (Normally) Or having a family! It’s pretty much the same!
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"This sucks like vacuum cleaners."
Something I say to describe something bad or mediocre.
Something I say to describe something bad or mediocre.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“HEY EVERYBODY! MISS PIGGY IS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Quick, doctor! Both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable! If we want anybody to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future, then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat!
STOP TALKIIIING! There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it!
STOP TALKIIIING! There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My baby’s drunk!”
“No I’m not. Oh you mean him!”
“No I’m not. Oh you mean him!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Someone give me a quarter!”
“Sorry, I’m saving up for the new Harlequin romance novel: The Pirate and the Fat Housewife with the High School Education.”
“And what’s this chapter on laundry?”
“It’s a metaphor.”
“A what?”
“A METAPHOR!”
“Sorry, I’m saving up for the new Harlequin romance novel: The Pirate and the Fat Housewife with the High School Education.”
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“And what’s this chapter on laundry?”
“It’s a metaphor.”
“A what?”
“A METAPHOR!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Crashers! And that fat girl’s wearing my locket!”
“Debbie! It’s me, your best friend Helga! And I’m not fat, I’m zoftig!”
“I can’t get this locket off! It’s covered by fat!”
“Zoftig! It’s covered by zoftig!”
“Debbie! It’s me, your best friend Helga! And I’m not fat, I’m zoftig!”
“I can’t get this locket off! It’s covered by fat!”
“Zoftig! It’s covered by zoftig!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Yo Chef Talkie-Too Much, food me!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“So what if you’re more popular and richer and smarter and more beautiful-? I’m gonna stop talking now….”
