The out of context quotes thread

[QueenCobra]

“Have you seen, like, a kangaroo? They jump. But they don't get awards for it though, do they?“

 

[Yoshi155]

This game has taught me that human beings are delicious.

 

[-Blue-]

You can use that wood to make a chest.
Oh, good. Then I can store all this wood I'll need later for chest-making.

 

[Yoshi155]

I am dancing on his groin.

 

[Midoriya]

"Game time started...."

"Our dichotomy opens the combat!"

"He is in my behind!"

"My distance his half kilometer!"

"Not, let I to solve him!"

"Notice the guided missile, pull out high!"

"The guided missile can't beat the inside mine!"

"Led to bounce back..."

"Like, reach the man, good good good, let us counter-attacking!"

"You remain on standby, I use the backset equips."

*smiling* "Two fix together..."

"The disgusting thing came..."

"True vexed!"

"Is an airship robot."

"R2, you careful point!"

"God..."

"Have to think that the way stops them!"

"I can then the close quarter beats them..."

"We must... fly into the enemy's commander airship finds!"

"Good kind of!"

"Do not beat! You can not help me like this!"

"I agree, my method is not so good."

"Is really to bother..."

"Do you **** on I?"

"Move to the right side."

"Not line, so we two would be over!"

"You leave here, you cannot help mine!"

"I can OF, teacher..."

"Beat it, R2!"

"Carefully..."

"Reach the man! Beat it the in-between eye!"

"Good, you beat the inside good kind of, R2."

"The airship of the general in place ahead."

"You have and did not notice he wanted to blockade!"

"Sorry teacher, I walk first one step!"

"I feel far from good!"

 

[Yoshi155]

So in short, we need to pick some new restaurants and nightclubs.

Get out of my frickin' pool!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I love your religion. For the crazy! Virginal births, turning water into wine. It’s like Harry Potter only it causes genocide and bad folk music.”

 

[Yoshi155]

Hey! How are my own thoughts revealing information that I didn't previously know?

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"look for hearts, not sharts" -Poofesure

 

[Yoshi155]

String up the lights and light up the tree, we're damned for all eternity, but for just one day, all is well, it's Christmastime in Hell!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Alright Wilma, let’s stop with the theatrics. Or I might be forced to tell a little secret I know about you.”
“Oh yeah, Fred? What?”
“Oh come now, Wilma, you really don’t know?”
“Know what, Fred?”
“Wilma Flintstone? A natural redhead?”
*Wilma screams and lunges at Fred in order to beat him up*

 

[Yoshi155]

Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass goodbye.

May I, sir?

 

[Beanz]

“like all great things, it must marinate in the saucy juices of my mind.” -me to myself

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"DWI, what's that?"

"Driving While Intoxicated!"

"Ahh, that's ridiculous. I don't know how to drive!"

 

[-Mars-]

"Alright, you guys are the homosexual supporting cast so make sure not to step over this line okay?"
...
"YOU IDIOTS! YOU SAID THERE WAS NO WAY FOR THE GIRLS TO KNOW IT'S ME!!"
"This is payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast!!!"

 

[Yoshi155]

Do you really think all the changes happening to this town are just coincidence? This goes so much deeper than you can possibly imagine, Jim. Everyone's about to learn the truth. And then... There's a war coming. A war, Jim. And I'm just gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it.

Come on, boys, let's get back to class.

I like to smell trees! (walks away)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Wilma! I’m home from work! I’m just not fat enough! I can still fit through the front door! Now where’s my dinner?!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Things like, people drive too fast, arthritis, the weather…Obama’s a big one.”

 

[Yoshi155]

I guess sometimes certain things get misinterpreted.

Like what?

Hmm. Not sure. *scratches head with a Bible*

 

[QueenCobra]

“I wish there was less death and more hot guys.”

—me on The Crown