“Hello Betty? Yeah I can talk as long as I want! I don’t pay the bill! Chirp chirp chirp chirp!”
“Hang in there boy! I’ll get some food into you soon! Oh hi there Barney! You wanna go do something stupid today? Hopefully something where I get hurt.”
All I know is that you've changed. Ever since you joined this PC thing you just bully people. And wait for people to say anything improper so you can jump down their throats for whatever words he or she used.
He or she is an agenderphobic microagression, Sharon. You are a bigot.
“Oh Muffin Tree! Why do you only grow blueberry muffins? Please make me another kind. The Muffin Tree said nothing as it was a tree and trees don’t talk.”
“And so the next day, the little girl found a new kind of muffin growing on the Muffin Tree. She ate it and it was the most delicious muffin she had ever eaten. However five minutes later, she was dead.”
You humans are so scared of a little robot competition you won't even let us on the field!
What are you talking about? There's all kinds of robots down there.
Yeah, doing crap work! They're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems. But how many robot managers are there?
Eleven?
Zero! *Tosses beer bottle on floor. Roomba comes out of hole.* And what a surprise! Look who's scraping up the filth! Is it a human child? I wish!
