Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Where are you getting these units of measurement from?”
“Mar-rry!”
“Mar-rry!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“For goodness sake stop drinking!”
“I WILL DRINKING STOP WHEN I WANT TO! I AM MOURNING FOR MY DEAR ALEXI RIGHT NOW! HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN THAT HE HAS BEEN MURDERED?!”
“I honestly regret everything and I wish there were no Christmas….”
“I WILL DRINKING STOP WHEN I WANT TO! I AM MOURNING FOR MY DEAR ALEXI RIGHT NOW! HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN THAT HE HAS BEEN MURDERED?!”
“I honestly regret everything and I wish there were no Christmas….”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Ew! Creepy! The buildings here are alive!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I know it's been..." *checks watch* "...15 years since we talked."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Of course the stories are metaphors! Do you really think a person would sleep with a frog? Come on, that’s just f****** stupid!”
You're a horrible roommate and no one in this house likes you.
Let's frame our statements with “when you do this, it makes me feel this”.
Fine. Okay, let's see, when you… live here, it makes me… feel angry. Because you're a horrible roommate and no one in this house likes you.
Let's frame our statements with “when you do this, it makes me feel this”.
Fine. Okay, let's see, when you… live here, it makes me… feel angry. Because you're a horrible roommate and no one in this house likes you.
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
Pobody's nerfect.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hello. I’m Czar Hubbard. I am visiting all the homes in the Valley and giving out parenting baskets.”
“Okay. Thanks. Enjoy your senility!”
“Okay. Thanks. Enjoy your senility!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Go back to Jersey, you moron!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Helga Fugly? Nope. Don’t know her.”
“I smell a lie.”
“I smell mold.”
“I smell a lie.”
“I smell mold.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“And try this! It’s Divine Root.”
“It just looks like carrots.”
“It is.”
“It just looks like carrots.”
“It is.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Now let’s see what the blessing in the book says. ‘Dear All White Male God, Please send down a rain of fire to cleanse us of the mud races…’ Oooh boy that’s a bit insane! Let’s just eat.”
A couple years ago, you were a six foot tall spider that wanted us to help you drill a hole into the earth to unleash demons to run your global diet pill pyramid scheme.
What?
Okay, what about this one? A year later, you were a cow that tried to get us to bring all our garbage to you so you could use flies get through to walls of a bank so you could get the money to rent patio furniture that you hadn't paid for yet.
And this is us at dinner before we sent you to the slaughterhouse.
Remember that?
Well, those are good ideas.
What?
Okay, what about this one? A year later, you were a cow that tried to get us to bring all our garbage to you so you could use flies get through to walls of a bank so you could get the money to rent patio furniture that you hadn't paid for yet.
And this is us at dinner before we sent you to the slaughterhouse.
Remember that?
Well, those are good ideas.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“So God kills a woman over some shoes?! That’s a horrible subject for a Christmas song!”
