Alfonso
Alli
Boots
Del
Drago
Gayle
Liz
Pironkon
Sly
Anabelle
Annalisa
Antonio
Crano
Lulu
Nosegay, unfortunately fabulous names do not count.
Olaf
Pango
Snooty
Zoe
Beardo
Charlise
Chow
Curt
Dozer
Dyck
Grizzly
Groucho
Klaus
Nate, although that monobrow made it hard to decide.
Paula
Pinky
Teddy
Tutu
Ursala
Ace
Admiral
Anchovy
Flash
Jacques
Jakoten
Jay
Jitters
Joe
Lucha
Madam Rosa
Midge
Otis
Peck
Piper
Robin
Shoukichi
Sparro
Twiggy
Twirp
Angus
Coach
Chuck
Oxford
Rodeo
Stu
T-Bone
Verdum
Vic
Ankha
Bob
Felicity
Kabuki
Katt
Kid Cat
Kiki, ugh grooossss!
Kitty
Lolly
Meow
Merry
Mitzi
Moe
Monique
Olivia
Pierre
Punchy
Purrl
Rosie
Rudy
Stinky
Tabby, ARGH! It was so hard to put this one's name on the list!
Tangy
Tom
Ava
Becky
Benedict
Betty
Broffina
Egbert
Goose
Hank
Hector
Ken
Knox
Leigh
Plucky
Rhoda
Belle
Bessie
Carrot
Isako
Naomi
Patty
Petunia
Tipper
Aisle
Barold
Bluebear
Cheri
Chester, although the expressions he makes are absolutely gorgeous, unfortunately his default face is a turnoff.
Cupcake
June
Kody
Maple
Murphy
Olive
Pekoe
Poko
Poncho
Pudge
Stitches, what were the designers thinking?
Tammy
Vladimir
Bam
Beau
Bruce
Deirdre
Diana, I can't help but laugh whenever I see this one. She just looks so ridiculous!
Erik
Fauna
Fuchsia
Lopex
Zell
Bea
Benjamin
Biskit
Bones
Bow
Butch
Champagne
Cherry
Cookie
Daisy
Goldie
Lucky
Mac
Maddie
Marcel
Masa
Megumi
Portia
Shep
Walker
Bill
Deena
Derwib
Drake
Freckles
Fruity
Gloria
Joey
Ketchup
Maelle
Mallary
Miranda
Molly
Pate, although I'll give her a few bonus point for her eyebrows.
Pompom
Quillson
Scoot
Shinabiru
Weber
Amelia
Apollo
Avery
Buzz
Celia
Frank
Keaton
Pierce
Quetzel
Sterling
Axel
Big Top
Dizzy
Elina
Ellie
Eloise
Margie
Opal
Paolo
Tia
Tucker
Camofrog
Cousteau
Croque, another tough one.
Diva
Drift
Emerald
Frobert
Gigi
Henry
Huck
Jeremiah
Kakkun
Lily
Prince, another super fabulous frog that unfortunately had to be left out.
Puddles
Ribbot
Sunny
Tad
Wart Jr.
Billy
Chevre
Frugg
Iggy
Kidd
Nan
Pashmina
Sven
Velma
Al
Boone
Boyd
Cesar
Hans
Jane, shout out to her original Japanese design which would definitely get her off of this list if not for it being scrapped.
Louie
Peewee
Rocket
Violet
Yodel
Apple
Clay
Flurry
Graham
Hamlet
Hamphrey
Rodney
Soleil
Bertha
Biff
Bitty
Bubbles
Clara
Harry, ALMOST beautiful! ALMOST! You're almost there Harry!
Hippeux
Lulu
Rocco
Rollo
Annalist
Buck
Cleo
Clyde
Colton
Ed
Elmer
Julian
Papi
Peaches
Roscoe
Savannah
Victoria
Winnie
Astrid
Carrie
Kitt
Koharu
Marcie
Marcy
Mathilda
Rooney
Sylvia
Valise
Walt
Alice
Canberra, definitely the more fabulous of the koalas but unfortunately not fabulous enough.
Eugene
Faith
Gonzo
Huggy
Lyman
Melba
Ozzie
Sydney
Yuka
Aziz
Bud
Evis
Jubei
Leopold
Lionel
Mott
Rex
Rory
Anicotti
Bella
Bettina
Bree
Broccolo
Carmen
Chadder
Chico
Dora
Flossie
Greta
Limberg
Moose, such a cutie but something's just... iffy about him
Penelope
Penny
Rizzo
Rod
Samson
Champ
Deli
Elise
Flip
Monty
Nana
Shari
Simon
Tammi
Marina
Octavian
Zucker
Blanche
Cranston
Flora
Gladys
Julia
Nindori
Phil
Phoebe
Queenie
Rio
Snady
Sprocket
Analogue
Aurora
Boomer
Cube
Flo
Friga
Gwen
Hopper
Iggly
Kamabko
Nobuo
Puck
Roald
Sprinkle
Tex
Agnes
Boris
Chops
Cobb
Curly
Gala
Hambo
Hugh
Kevin
Lucy
Margaret
Pancetti
Peggy
Pigleg
Rasher
Spork
Sue E.
Truffles
(Lots of great pigs, shame they all had to end up here. Pancetti, Spork and Chops are my personal favorites.)
Bonbon
Bunnie
Carmen
Chrissy
Claude
Coco
Cole
Doc
Dotty
Francine
Gabi
Gaston
Genji, YUCK!
Mira
O'Hare
Pippy
Pusuke
Ruby
Snake, EWWWWW!
Tiffany
Hornsby
Merengue, one of the worst by far...
Patricia
Petunia
Renee
Rhonda
Spike
Tank
Tiara
Baabara
Cashmere
Curlos
Eunice
Frita
Gen
Muffy
Pietro
Stella
Timbra
Vesta
Wendy
Willow
Woolio
Agent S
Blaire
Cally
Caroline
Filbert, this one is just... oh god... so horrible... I honestly can't see why anyone would find anything good about this guy's design. It's almost unbearable how hideous this excuse for an Animal Crossing character looks.
Hazel
KIt
Marshal, EW EW EW GET THIS MONSTROSITY AWAY FROM ME ASAP
Mint
Monpe
Natasha
Nibbles
Peanut
Pecan
Poppy
Ricky
Sally
Sheldon
Static
Bangle
Bianca
Claudia
Leonardo
Rolf
Rowan
Tybalt
Chief
Dobie
Fang
Freya
Kyle
Lobo
Skye
Tarou
Vanessa
Whitney
Wolfgang
And all of the NPCs are ugly too.