What is the dumbest way you have broken a DS system?

[Hat']

Biting and throwing my 3DS on the ground out of rage because I was playing TLOZ:Spirit Tracks and the mic wasn't working.
I was supposed to blow in the mic to play that windy instrument thing but it wouldn't work for some reason so I threw my 3DS.
Then I bit it and we can still see the mark (it's on the start button), and threw it again.
It still works today but the wireless connexion is broken, if you activate it the 3DS will crash 10 seconds after you start it.

 

[Vonny]

I haven?t really broke any but my old 3DS XL stopped working randomly. I had to keep the top screen in a specific angle (could only play it while it was flat on table) or it?ll turn off and the circle pad was loose. I was addicted to ACNL at the time and continued to play that way every day... The ?New? 3DS was released around this time so I got one and once I did a system transfer (so thankful I was able to do that successfully....) I couldn?t get it to turn on anymore.

 

[DragoDrago]

My parents got me a DS lite for Christmas around the time after the first 3ds came out but they had to order one of those kinda bootleg ones straight from China since they were much cheaper. I didn't mind until one day the top screen just fell off...haha

 

[Alienfish]

My parents got me a DS lite for Christmas around the time after the first 3ds came out but they had to order one of those kinda bootleg ones straight from China since they were much cheaper. I didn't mind until one day the top screen just fell off...haha

oof im sorry man lol.

also i dont think i ever had pirated systems but i did get bad hack cartridges when on holiday in thailand lol and they probably broke my gameboys pretty good lmao

 

[mnm]

When I was younger, I was playing a game called "Puppy Playtime" and I couldn't pass a specific game, so I bit my DS extremely hard and ended up breaking it. My teeth were fine, though.

 

[MayorMissy]

I threw it down a flight of stairs when I was mad because I couldn't beat a certain level.

I was young, okay?

 

[salty-]

So this isn't entirely my fault but when I was younger I had a DS Lite, it was my sister's but it was basically mine because she got a psp, so one night my mom comes home and she's mad that the water in the sink wasn't emptied and we didn't finish some of our chores, so she took my sister's psp and my ds and basically tossed them onto the kitchen island. Apparently my DS is a bouncy ball because it somehow bounced off the kitchen island and went flying into the sink side that was still full of water.
The dishes wasn't even my fault, my sister slacked off and ended up not doing all her chores and didn't empty the sink so I lost my DS because of something she did. I'm still a little salty and it's been like 10 years lol.

 

[Burumun]

I think my original DS is the only one that really broke fully. I don't remember how exactly it happened, I probably just dropped it a few times over the years, but the top screen ended up connected to the bottom screen by one wire. It still worked, but the colors on the top screen were messed up.
Also, I might've broken it when I first got it because I pressed the stylus against the screen too hard - hard enough to bend the stylus - because my Nintendog wasn't listening. My parents were able to get it repaired, though, I think (it was a present from Santa, so they just told me it went back to his workshop to get repaired).

Otherwise, except for my original 3DS having a bit of a bloated battery, all of my (3)DS systems work fine.