My ribs <censored> hurt
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I'm not victim blaming I'm just kinda like woah at some people's stories. Like seriously people. Do not answer the door at night. There are no stories about answering the door at night and it being free pizza or Beyonce. Literally every single story ends really, REALLY badly.
Tl;dr - don't answer the door at night and spam companies plz stop sending me junk emails.
Bonus first world problem: I really don't know what colour to paint my nails. I keep painting one hand a colour then deciding I don't like it and taking it off. Why must life be so hard.
If only she wasn't a lesbian..
Maybe I wouldn't have fallen for her too..
If beyonce showed up at 2am i would totes open the door js
One minute you're answering the door to Beyonce, next minute your organs are on the black market.
My ex who I wanted to stay friends with is acting like a jerk. He is mentally ill and often has these weird mood swings. He just said if he saw me kissing someone else he'd punch me in the face. Erm. Not my problem mate, you ended this relationship 3 months ago so it's YOUR fault you're missing this gorgeous gal
why would beyonce ever do such a thing
damn son how r u gonna date his friend then??
My love over this person.
A very huge love.
Raging over this love.
It is making me very weak.
And I feel that they hate me so much.
Heck, why even write this.
If only she wasn't a lesbian..
Maybe I wouldn't have fallen for her too..
I also accidentally bit my lip and there's this massive swollen lump and I googled what to do and it said to put ice on it. But we don't have ice cubes and all the stuff in the freezer is too bulky to sufficiently cool down my swollen lip.
So I've resorted to holding a frozen sausage against my lip.
Seriously though my lip is so sensitive if I just graze it with my teeth it swells up majorly. My old lip piercing it was awful. I kept playing with the ring and it used to press down on my lip and my lip would get another swollen bump which looked really attractive.
Lip bumps are no fun ;n;
I also accidentally bit my lip and there's this massive swollen lump and I googled what to do and it said to put ice on it. But we don't have ice cubes and all the stuff in the freezer is too bulky to sufficiently cool down my swollen lip.
So I've resorted to holding a frozen sausage against my lip.
Seriously though my lip is so sensitive if I just graze it with my teeth it swells up majorly. My old lip piercing it was awful. I kept playing with the ring and it used to press down on my lip and my lip would get another swollen bump which looked really attractive.
Lip bumps are no fun ;n;
ur holding raw meat against ur lip??