Lick it, is it good?
I haven't licked it yet, but I'm deffo gonna give it a try. There's nothing quite like raw defrosted sausage meat mixed with E.Coli nomnomnom.
Although when I was a kid my mum used to freeze our extra steaks for the dogs and one day I took a steak out and tried gnawing on it because I was playing wild animal. My mum came in and was like 'holy christ child what are you doing' and called the family doctor.
I am still not sure how I didn't die.
I used to eat worms and mud too.