my school has spirit week and tomorrow it’s “duo day” where you and your friends can dress up as iconic duos. well last week i told my friend that we should dress up as walter white and jesse pinkman as a joke BUT NOW SHE ACTUALLY WANTS TO DO IT. everything was fine until i put together my walter white outfit today and it looks atrocious, you can’t recognize me as walter white simply just from my outfit because i’m not bald and i don’t have facial hair so now i look like a random middle aged man. i almost can’t bring myself to do this.
i also told her that the teachers/admins may think it’s inappropriate that we are dressed as drug lords but she don’t care. it doesn’t help that we aren’t allowed to wear hats either because if i could, it would kind of be more obvious. might have to borrow my grandma’s black out sunglasses and go full heisenberg.