what's the last stupid thing you did?

[VernalLapin]

Almost walk straight into a couple

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

I broke my glass container in a very stupid way. I was eating pistachios but the shell wouldn't open, so I had the bright idea of smashing my container on it to break it... Let's just say my plan backfired.

This was outside during lunch at school, so everyone who was around turned to me. Not fun! I got glass all over the table and on my hands. For sure the last time I do anything like that again.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

I put my phone in the waistband of my pants since I didn't have any pockets, and it immediately slipped down my pant leg as soon as I started walking. Thankfully it stopped at my knee before it could drop to the ground, but I spilt my coffee in the process. :c

 

[-Blue-]

I put my phone in the waistband of my pants since I didn't have any pockets, and it immediately slipped down my pant leg as soon as I started walking. Thankfully it stopped at my knee before it could drop to the ground, but I spilt my coffee in the process. :c

I had that happen to my wallet because I had a massive hole in my pocket. I realized right away though cause it just went whoop lol.

 

[Neb]

After finishing my meal at a Greek restaurant I stood there awkwardly instead of bussing my table like I was supposed to.

 

[S.J.]

I'm currently making the decision not to go to bed even though I should, which will come back to bite me!

 

[Neb]

I walked nearly twenty minutes to my nearest library today to sit and read only to see a sign on the front that said it was closed for Juneteenth, a holiday I forgot was today. This isn’t even the first time I made the walk and find out they were closed. Sometimes I’ll go on Sundays forgetting that they’re never open on those days.

 

[kisaker39]

i accidently made strawberry water instead of strawberry milk.

 

[Psydye]

I whacked my pinky toe against the leg of my computer table yesterday.

 

[Neb]

Sat in the car in 85 degree weather without the air conditioning on when I didn't have to twice. I got so overheated that when I went home and took a cold shower I still felt warm even on the lowest setting.

 

[TN4U]

Today, I replied to a carryout employee “you too” when they told me to enjoy my food. I instantly thought of that one Geico commercial with the guy in the airport, and I felt overly embarrassed myself. I don’t think the employee caught on to my mistake, thankfully.

 

[-Blue-]

Today, I replied to a carryout employee “you too” when they told me to enjoy my food. I instantly thought of that one Geico commercial with the guy in the airport, and I felt overly embarrassed myself. I don’t think the employee caught on to my mistake, thankfully.

Reminds me of that meme pic I saw of 'Your receipt is in the bag!' 'You too!'

Haha it's cool, everyone makes a slip up and I am sure they're going to eat something later on.

 

[Neb]

I linked my PlayStation account to my Discord for over a year and it had my full real name on it the whole time. The worst part is that my last name is pretty rare and as far as I’m aware there’s only two other people in America with my specific first and last name combo, so someone could’ve easily found me.

 

[Yoshi155]

I had to go to someone’s house for something today, and I wanted to get some Sprite. And of course my dumb ass didn’t check if it was open and shook it. I don’t even know why I would shake it since it’s soda, you don’t shake soda. Anyway it just kind of erupted on me since there was no cap on it, and I’m still kind of wet now. Luckily the people that lived there weren’t that upset, and my dad’s at work and my mom’s sleeping at home. If I did it at home or if they were here I’m not sure what would have happened lol.

 

[SkyKnight03]

I tagged a person in a video game joke and he's like 'Why did you do that. I've never played it and have no idea what this means'.

I mixed him up for another person.

me being a cringe lord

 

[Neb]

I was trying to listen to being told to do something and I just started spacing out and ruminating. They had to repeat themselves three times,

 

[TN4U]

I kicked my bare foot right into the sharp latches of a tool chest that was on the floor and pushed aside. Clearly I was not paying attention to what was around me. I can still somewhat feel the afterpain.

 

[Psydye]

Order something which I may not have had funds for. Derp!

 

[SkyKnight03]

I said a blatantly wrong answer in my online class chat. The teacher just ignored me.

It was still kinda embarrassing and I've been dwelling on it a little.

 

[Neb]

Having three cups of hot coffee in the morning, a 24 ounce decaf iced coffee in the afternoon, three more cups of hot decaf coffee in the afternoon, and then another 24 ounces of decaf iced coffee. I have a coffee problem.