Drink an absurd amount of coffee after dark to force myself to stay awake until midnight and then pull an all-nighter as I spend hours laying in bed doing nothing.
I thought I dropped my phone in the entrance while I was putting my boots on (my phone tends to fall out of my pockets), so I spent a good chunk of time looking everywhere for my phone... Turns out it was in the kitchen the whole time, and I knocked something else over.
I also just tried on my new pants, and what's the first thing I do? Spill coffee on it. .-.
I slipped on a patch of ice, though it was dark out and I was under the impression that warmer winter weather = no ice. I scraped one part of my leg and bruised another.
A few days ago I killed a fly in my room and I had no idea where it dropped. Some time later I was holding my alarm clock and my finger felt something small. I didn't realize it was that dead fly from earlier until it fell off to the ground. Ewwww!
I nearly twisted my ankle while mowing my lawn today. Darn street curb came up to me from near outta nowhere. I can still feel the pain when I move it around…