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Where is Gnome? - Closed!

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Round 2:
'You better get back up cat, I got $50 betting on you! So you can't let me down.'

'I have $100 going against you, so don't let me down!'
 
Round 2:

Sleepy Gnome: *cue the cocky throwaway villian chuckle* "Didn't I tell you you're too old for this business, your rookie cant beat my star pupil, old man!"
Surprised Gnome: "Ey, ref, you'd best stop smirking if you know what's good for ya, or the boss will let ya have it!"
Poncho: *cue the dramatic blinding LED glasses push-up* "You see, there's something you oughta know about Stinky.."
Laid-back Gnome: *smirk of victory* "My rookie has the power of friendship on his side, the ultimate impenetrable defense that rivals all evil! The 3000 years of training your so called 'star pupil' went through mean nothing, you're just a power scale!"
 
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Round 2

Sleepy: See guys, I'm not the only one who naps in the middle of the ring, on air, before the round has even started.
Hungry: You've met your match.
 
Round 2:

Rebel Gnome: The guy's a no show so that means I win, right?
Passionate Gnome: NO HE WILL SHOW UP! Reliable said he would.
Reliable Gnome: I'm the reliable one, no one else said my friends had to be too.
 
Round 2:
"Do you guys think they really need 8 security guards for this...boxing match?"
"It's more like a sleeping match."
 
Round 2:

Passionate Gnome: "Let me get this straight. Y'all saw this dude punch the air while talking to himself and then knock himself out, and you guys decided the best, logical course of action afterwards was to ask him for a fight?"
(Rebel, Reliable, and Sprightly Gnome all nod.)
Passionate Gnome: "..."
Passionate Gnome: "I don't know what's crazier, that cat or you guys."
 
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“that stinky cat will never try to use my hat as a toy ever again,” rebel gnome proudly exclaims.

glancing nervously at the bear cub standing next to him, surprised gnome mumbles to himself, “who’s gonna tell him that stinky wasn’t his opponent?”
 
Round 2:

Hungry gnome admitting to putting a little extra “punch” in the pre-fight snacks he baked for Poncho and Stinky
 
Round #2:

Surprised Gnome:
Did, did he just fall asleep!?
Poncho: And he's out, folks! Stinky is out! What a shame.
Sleepy Gnome: He sure is… He must be taking a well-deserved nap~
Rebel Gnome: Well, this stinks.
 
round 2

"ugh stinky get up you been there for the whole round! why did we pick him"
 
Round 2:

Having learned the hard way that poisoning snacks is a home insurance liability, the seven gnomes (and their one cousin) have banned all future houseguests and taken their shady dealings on the road. For the right price, Stinky will drop in the third round and wake up tomorrow none the wiser…
 
Round #2:

“Sleepy or stinky? I can’t tell what this match is about you guys!”
 
Passionate: "Now that he's lying lifeless on the mat, he's no longer the panty mask cat, he HAS a name!"
Reliable: "His name is Bob! No...I mean... His name is Stinky! His name is Stinky!"
All together: "His name is Stinky!"
 
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