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Sleepy Gnome: *cue the cocky throwaway villian chuckle* "Didn't I tell you you're too old for this business, your rookie cant beat my star pupil, old man!" Surprised Gnome: "Ey, ref, you'd best stop smirking if you know what's good for ya, or the boss will let ya have it!" Poncho: *cue the dramatic blinding LED glasses push-up* "You see, there's something you oughta know about Stinky.." Laid-back Gnome: *smirk of victory* "My rookie has the power of friendship on his side, the ultimate impenetrable defense that rivals all evil! The 3000 years of training your so called 'star pupil' went through mean nothing, you're just a power scale!"
Rebel Gnome: The guy's a no show so that means I win, right?
Passionate Gnome: NO HE WILL SHOW UP! Reliable said he would.
Reliable Gnome: I'm the reliable one, no one else said my friends had to be too.
Passionate Gnome: "Let me get this straight. Y'all saw this dude punch the air while talking to himself and then knock himself out, and you guys decided the best, logical course of action afterwards was to ask him for a fight?"
(Rebel, Reliable, and Sprightly Gnome all nod.)
Passionate Gnome: "..."
Passionate Gnome: "I don't know what's crazier, that cat or you guys."
Surprised Gnome: Did, did he just fall asleep!? Poncho: And he's out, folks! Stinky is out! What a shame. Sleepy Gnome: He sure is… He must be taking a well-deserved nap~ Rebel Gnome: Well, this stinks.
Having learned the hard way that poisoning snacks is a home insurance liability, the seven gnomes (and their one cousin) have banned all future houseguests and taken their shady dealings on the road. For the right price, Stinky will drop in the third round and wake up tomorrow none the wiser…
Passionate: "Now that he's lying lifeless on the mat, he's no longer the panty mask cat, he HAS a name!"
Reliable: "His name is Bob! No...I mean... His name is Stinky! His name is Stinky!"
All together: "His name is Stinky!"