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Passionate Gnome: I thought you told Poncho to not knock him out!
Sprightly Gnome: Hes a bear, what did you expect?
Passionate Gnome: Well now I expect we’re both going to sleep and not with Snow White!
Surprised Gnome: I’m going to smurf them both.
Round 2:
”Right - now that we have found a suitable sacrifice for the summoning ceremony, let’s hope the demon gives us proper directions this time. The summoning circle did get a little smudged when dragging the box rink over, but what could possibly go wrong? Everyone on their marks!”
Passionate Gnome knows what to do: "I shall now lovingly kiss Prince Stinky, awakening him from his eternal slumber!! The handsome young man shall prove to be an invaluable asset in triumphing over the witch!!!"
Reliable Gnome: "Brother, I am pretty sure that he is knocked out."
Sleepy Gnome: "I'll just lie down next to him while ya'll figure this out..."
Round #2:
To pay for their rising rent on their mobile home, which increased by 500% from the new lot owners, the gnomes started operating an underground fight club.
Passionate Gnome: Start placing your bets for this boxing match, ladies and gnomes!
Sprightly Gnome: Uhh, dude, the fight just ended.
Hungry Gnome: The food around here is unbelievably overpriced and I'm mad.
Surprised Gnome: Omg, the air defeated Stinky?!?! This is a certified pogchamp moment!
Sleepy Gnome: PONCHO, SWEEP THE LEG!! Stinky: What?! I'm already down! Passionate Gnome: PLACE YOUR BETS NOW FOR PONCHO SWEEPING THE LEG! *cue the Rebel, Reliable, and Sprightly gnomes throwing money at Passionate Gnome*
Round 2:
Sprightly Gnome: "Well guys looks like we got another coffin to build."
Reliable Gnome: "Not again, those things weigh a ton!"
Rebel Gnome: "Would you rather try to wake him with a kiss?"
right then and there, Poncho devised the most clever scheme yet. few were powerful enough to stop Stinky himself, yet this mysterious red gnome inexplicably took him out with a single swipe of the beard. Poncho would spend the next week attempting to harness their amazing power, but his attempts had proven to be futile as the gnomes were too busy stuffing their faces with gingerbread siding from that one house.