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Where is Gnome? - Closed!
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Round 1:
Reliable Gnome: "I thought you guys said you booked a quaint and cute bed and breakfast."
Hungry Gnome: "This place is so abandoned, I fear the breakfast might be road kill.."
round 1:
"why was she so mad that hungry gnome ate her snacks? I mean his name is hungry gnome after all, its a gnome fact."
Round 1:
"Looks like we've found ourselves in a rather prickly situation!"
Round #1
Sleepy Gnome: Guys, I don’t know if you know this about me, but I have cat like reflexes. If I hear a noise while sleeping in this car, I’ll keep napping!
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so this is the place we booked for our week long honeymoon?
Round #1
Reliable Gnome: Are you sure we should be stopping here? It looks a bit sketchy, and we've still got quite a ways to our destination.
Hungry Gnome: Didn't you hear that person yelling "Gnomes! S'mores! Gnomes! S'mores! Please, stop!"? Sounds like an invitation to me! Now come on, let's go in, I'm starving!
round 1:
Sprightly Gnome closes his eyes and taps his boots together three times.
“there’s gnome place like home, there’s gnome place like home, there’s gnome place like home…”
nothing happens.
“oh well, it was worth a shot.”
Round #1:
There was no cat flap. None at all. How could this be?! The gnomes scattered all over the area in visible confusion looking for anything that would help them get into the house.
Round 1:
"This doesn't look at all like the picture! I thought this was supposed to be an enchanted forest full of mystical creatures and singing animals.
Plus, didnt the script include a cliché animal-loving singing princess to take care of us?
...
Oh no, my gnomely friends.. have we become... a knockoff?"
Round 1:
It was at this moment that the gnomes realised they had been hired as backing dancers by Nicki Mirage not Minaj
Round 1
As they wonder who might live in this house, Sprightly Gnome finds some clues. "G-g-guys... I don't think we're the first ones here!"
Round 1:
"Boys... this doesn't look like the "Enchanted Forest" that was advertised in the brochure..."
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'gnome sweet gnome' proclaimed the gnomes!! but gnomebody was home..
round 1
“What do you mean this is the GnomeBnB?! This isn’t the forest, you gnomeskull!!”
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Round 2:
Deadline: Sunday, August 21 at 7:00 PM EDT!
Circles and spirals in mind…
Round 2:
“Stinky’s… DEAD.”
“Nah. He’s just unconscious. Besides, we can use this boxing ring as a hospital bed!”
your heart is a museum of everyone you've loved
miss keisha? miss keisha?? oh my god she ****in dead
Round #2:
Sleepy Gnome: Can I skip the punching and go straight to the napping part?
Round Two:
Sleepy Gnome: Huh, what, is what the bell? School's over!
Reliable Gnome: Sleepy, you never went to school. That's the bell signaling the end of the match.
Round 2: "Maybe we don't need an actual bed. Now we know in case of another Snow White fiasco."
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