1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[brownboy102]

Put dildos in the children's section, put a price tag on it and call them 'toys'

 

[Xerolin]

O-O
Throw used tampons at people

 

[tearypastel]

sit down next to the laundry section, look at your phone and say loudly to anybody that walks past, "Hey, hey you, mind helping me find out which bleach kills people the quickest?"

 

[Xerolin]

Turn into unicorn and stab everyone!

 

[GalacticGhost]

Block any ways to get out of Wal-Mart and tell everyone that to get out, they have to kill someone. Then a trial is held and if the killer is found guilty, they get executed, but if they aren't, then everyone except the killer gets executed.

(Bonus points if you get where this is from)

 

[Xerolin]

Paint the store rainbow

 

[Alienfish]

Put dildos in the children's section, put a price tag on it and call them 'toys'

demonstrate on a friend how you can use them whenever kids walk by

 

[Xerolin]

Read aloud a deck of cards against humanity cards over the intercom

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

REPLACE ALL THE LIGHTBULBS WITH BROKEN ONES

 

[brownboy102]

REPLACE ALL THE LIGHTBULBS WITH BROKEN ONES

Or you could just break all the lightbulbs in general

 

[milkyi]

Lick all your Dallas Winston pictures, and then start screaming like a maniac about how much you love him, and threaten to kill anyone who wants to steal him from you.

 

[milkyi]

Lick all of your pictures of Dallas Winston, then start screaming like a maniac about how much you love him. Then threaten to kill anyone who wants to take him away from you.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Or you could just break all the lightbulbs in general

Yeah, I think that would be easier.


SPRAY RAT POISON ON THE FOODS

 

[CuteYuYu]

Stand at the entrance and throw glitter at people's faces when they walk in

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

WHACK THINGS INCLUDING PEOPLE WITH WOODEN STICKS

 

[brownboy102]

TKO everyone in the store

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

SLIDE AND KNOCK OVER EVERYTHING OFF THE SHELVES THEN THROW THEM AT PEOPLE

 

[brownboy102]

Knock over all the shelves.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

UNSCREW ALL THE GLASS DOORS AND THEN THROW THEM EVERYWHERE FOR THEM TO SHATTER

 

[brownboy102]

walk in with an unloaded gun and laugh maniacally whilst pretending to shoot everyone.