1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Run up to old ladies and ask; "Hi grandma you forgot my birthday money" and hit them with a whip if they refuse to give you anything.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Burp in people's faces.

 

[Alienfish]

Replace all the dvd's with either homemade or pirate copies.

 

[Xerolin]

Run around naked

 

[Alienfish]

hide salty olives in the cake/muffins/etc., open a free stand where you hand it out to random peeps and laugh manically as they get mad at you.

 

[Xerolin]

Break open the ATM

 

[Alienfish]

Break open the ATM

then shout out loud DO I LOOK LIKE A ****ING ATM TO YOU YOU ****ING B*STARD

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Throw expensive wine at people.

 

[Alienfish]

Then throw all the expensive and smelly cheese on them saying WELCOME TO THE PARTY NOW LETS TRY EVERYTHING

 

[Xerolin]

Open all the food packages

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Stand in the middle of the store and start playing a guitar, and have a little hat so you can make a lil money while you're at it
Then when you're done, start rampaging and then smash the guitar on a random guy who you think is hot.

(im laughing so hard you have no idea)

 

[Alienfish]

Rip open all the chocolate boxes and replace the chocolate with real poop. If people ask, tell them you are from (fake company pretending to be responsible for chocolates) that's it's their new policy/recipe of making chocolate and you can't do much about it

- - - Post Merge - - -

(me too ahaha this thread is so golden)

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

(Agreed xD)

Slide down the aisles like a rockstar and let out the most inhuman screech you can make.

 

[Alienfish]

Burn everything sports related in a huge fire in the middle of the store and shout stuff such as; "SPORTS ARE POLITICAL", "END DISCRIMINATION" etc.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

This thread has caused me so much ab pain you have no idea

Walk around like a crab and pinch your hands together like a crab's pincers.
Then throw out all of the lobsters from that tank and scream, "CRABS WILL RULE ALL"

 

[Alienfish]

Rip open all the cilantro, bring some banners that has "NO TO CILANTRO" written on them and walk around the store protesting and force people join you.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Set fire to all the office supplies.

 

[Alienfish]

(oh god laughing so hard lmango)

Dress up in tacky 70s disco clothes, play Boney M's "Ma Baker" and roll around on some roller skates around the stores like a boss poking down stuff from the shelves.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Have you and a friend go to Wal-Mart and then reenact the first episode of Pok?mon.

 

[Alienfish]

Burn all the tomatoes, drag em around the stores and push little kids into the mess you made.