1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Steal hats of random people and glue them all together and put on your head. Then make a grand exit shouting "SHARING IS CARING" while choking on the guard with your hats.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

I'm c rying oh my god

Put on a messy rat's nest wig that looks like dora's hair and a tiny purple shirt and steal a plastic Backpack thing and then run up to little kids asking them if they want to go on an adventure with you. If they ask where Boots is, bring in a stray cat or dog and tell them that's Boots.

 

[Alienfish]

(me too god my tum hurts)

Dress up as an old scruffy man, hide behind large things or aisles and steal candy from random kids without them noticing and put a pack of condoms in their trolley/pusher instead

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

(oh my god yes)

Take one of those lobsters that they have in the tanks and then remove the rubber bands from their pincers, then throw them at random people who look like alcoholics.

 

[teto]

Strip naked, climb into one of the freezers that they store ice cream in and pretend you're dead. pull a han solo face for additional affect if u want

watch people freak out

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Get a bag of ice from the ice cooler and then dump ice on people's head.

 

[reyy]

perform a satanic ritual in the freezer aisles

 

[Alienfish]

Get naked in the meat carts and pee on all the meat, if you get caught say it's the new preserve method and you are are hired by (insert fake company) to do it.

 

[reyy]

^^ oh my ****ing god that is BEAUTIFUL
dress up as bob ross and walk up to pregnant mothers and people with children and say ''oh, there are never mistakes,'' gesture to the kid, ''just happy accidents!''

 

[Alienfish]

^^ yes yes that too.

Take all the balloons and write obscene things on them with a marker pencil, blow them up and hand em to people in the queue. If you get caught, blame the guard someone wrote the words before you had a chance to blow them up for the new wal-mart event.

 

[Bassy]

Insert your CD in a stereo set, turn up the volume and shake it like you just don't care!

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Run up to people and sniff their hair.

 

[teto]

Beat the manager up and then pee on him.
yeah

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Start crying loudly and when someone asks you what's the matter, screech at them and run way, occasionally popping some balloons.

 

[Xerolin]

Run around in circles, yelling,"TOOT TOOT! ALL ABOARD THE ME EXPRESS!"

 

[Bassy]

"FIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Jump on random guys' backs, then yell "MOTHER! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I HAVE FOUND YOU!"

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as an adult baby, run towards the diapers, pee/poop in them and hand them out to random moms telling them; "my butt is full, please change".

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Jump on tall guys' backs, and scream, "ONWARD! TO VICTORY" and then get off a minute later, giving them a coin and saying "thanks for the piggyback ride, bub."

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up in skimpy shirts and mini skirts and offer people to buy cheap jewelry. If they refuse, try to strangle them with the bracelets and necklaces and dump them in bouncy ball cage.