1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

I'm laughing so hard you dont even know omggg

Dump tea on people's heads and yell, "FREEDOM"

 

[Alienfish]

(me too thank goodness or my day would have been even more sad)

Take out all the whole coffee beans and start sorting them after size, color etc. on the floor in the middle of the store and give people weird looks and shoo them away if they are asking any questions. If you get caught, start throwing the beans after the staff.

 

[Xerolin]

Go around the store shouting,"PENIS"

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Run around like a chicken whose head was just cut off, screaming bloody murder.

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as Manny from Modern Family and stalk people buying Mexican food shouting MOMMY I WANTS TACOS and cry loudly.

 

[Xerolin]

Do anything on this thread

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Go up to random dudes and whisper creepily, "I'm on my period."

 

[Xerolin]

Go up to random dudes and whisper creepily, "I'm on my period."

psychic
Go around the store jumping on people's backs demanding piggy back rides

 

[Alienfish]

Go up to random dudes and whisper creepily, "I'm on my period."

If they give you weird looks pull out your bloody pad/tampon and smear it in their face.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Oh my god I can't I'm laughing so hard

Run around, flailing your arms and babbling random things.

 

[Alienfish]

(me too)

Take out a baby doll, try shoving it up your butt and if it doesn't work steal some lube and ask the staff if they have anything smaller.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Smash all the flowerpots and rip up the flowers with your teeth.
(seriously, im crying omg)

 

[helloxcutiee]

Spill water on the aisles and water slide!

 

[Alienfish]

Take out one of the water slides, put in up in the middle of store so it stretches to the queue. Then grab mountain dew and doritos and slide down naked while throwing 'dew and doritos on random people.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Ask people if they want a clinically proven to work hair treatment. Regardless if they say yes or no, lead them over to a chair and start talking to them. The 'hair treatment' would be a mixture of maple syrup, (what a waste of perfectly good syrup!) pancake mix, corn, water, green beans, tomatoes, pickle juice, and eggs.

 

[Xerolin]

Throw eggs everywhere

 

[Alienfish]

Steal all the veggie juices and pour them over the cashiers whenever they charge people for stuff you dont like.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Start dancing, screaming every once in a while. Then set fire to the veggie and fruit section.

 

[Alienfish]

While setting thta section on fire grab all the meat, throw it in the air and shout VIVA MEAT BAAAAABY

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Start laughing annoyingly to people