1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Smile creepily at kids and then hold up a really messed up barbie doll that reeks of pee to them, and then force them to hug it.

 

[Alienfish]

Put up bad selfies all around the stored glued to the wares, then proudly announce over the PA you're the new CEO of Wal-Mart and everything's free from now on.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Throw My Little Pony toys at little girls who look like like they'd be annoying.

 

[Alienfish]

Tie up random kids, then use a cannon and plunge them into the seafood carts

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Play barbies in the lobster tank

 

[teto]

gather all the bronies in the toy isle and burn all the my little pony toys.
they'll either go insane or bow down to u for burning hasbro stuff

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Run around crying, then jump on a random dude's back.

what have i created

 

[Alienfish]

(idk but so fun)

get all the whipped cream cans, get naked, spray it all over your body and hump random strangers.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Snort at random people, then run around in circles, squealing like a pig.

 

[teto]

strip naked, pretend to be a fish and ***** out on one of the tables

 

[Alienfish]

Crack all the display computer, and open shady pron sites on all of them and refuse to turn them off. When you get caught, lay naked on the floor squirming and shouting "FREEDOM FOR THE BODIES"

 

[teto]

write a letter addressed to satan in fake blood on the floor

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Yell at people, accusing them of stuff they didn't do.

 

[Alienfish]

Start smearing random peoples faces with canned soup and screech into their ears when they complain

 

[teto]

(u have to be super hairy for this)
steal all the razors and dance around with ur super hairy bod, saying ''THIS IS WOT HAPPENS WHEN U DONT SHAVE, U ANIMALS''

 

[Alienfish]

(u have to be super hairy for this)
steal all the razors and dance around with ur super hairy bod, saying ''THIS IS WOT HAPPENS WHEN U DONT SHAVE, U ANIMALS''

bullseye lol i could do this but then i like my body hairy so eh

Force feed dishwashing liquid to random people and watch em pass out

 

[teto]

lmao me and moko come up with increasingly strange ones and mapleleaf is just like ''uh, say someone stole a piece of bread''

take someone's baby while they're not looking and swap it with a very fat beetroot

 

[Alienfish]

(yes lol..)

Tie balloons to really fat toddlers, take them up to the roof, throw them off the roof and sing LET IT GOOOOO

 

[teto]

pretend you're a transformer and try to convince cars to turn into their TRUE robot form

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as an adult/slutty version of honey boo boo, and make a grand entrance into the store shouting; MAMA JUNE I WANT CAKE and start sobbing right on the floor.