1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[HungryForCereal]

wear a horse mask and neigh at everyone loudly

 

[Alienfish]

wear a burrito costume, sit in the middle of the store trying to chew on it and cry out loud; MOMMY WHERE IS MY SPICY SAUCE??

 

[brownboy102]

Walk into the changing room with clothes and an empty bag, and come out covered in price tags, and have a full bag. Act like you're all sneaky, but purposefully run into ****, and there you go; you got yourself kicked out of Walmart for theft, a fine, and possibly jail time for shoplifting.

 

[Malaionus]

Lick the cashiers

 

[Hulaette]

Flop around on the floor and yell "I"M A MERMAID I"M A MERMAID!!"

 

[Tensu]

Knock down the isles and through everything at people.

 

[DiamondAbsoul]

Wear a morph suit and impersonate Pink Guy, screaming at the top of your lungs: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE CONDOMS, PLEASE?"

 

[Alienfish]

Take all the spicy habanero bbq sauces, make a comfy seat in the toy department and start snorting like a bro

 

[Xerolin]

Wear a morph suit and impersonate Pink Guy, screaming at the top of your lungs: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE CONDOMS, PLEASE?"

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Throw eggs, flour, and oil all over the floor

 

[DiamondAbsoul]

Breath down the employee's neck when they ask you if you need any help.

 

[Trip]

Go in a bathroom stall and scream "THERE'S NO MORE TOILER PAPER!"

 

[Xerolin]

Ask them to kick you out

 

[iicookehmonstar]

Run around in a princess outfit demanding people for things they have that you want

 

[focus]

push your cart into people's shins. ouch

 

[BetaChorale]

Hide in the display tool sheds and try to be a rake ventriloquist

 

[RainbowCherry]

1,336: Drag all the electrical appliances into the drinks section, unscrew the tops and balance them on their caps so people have to navigate the electric maze of misery to buy their oven

 

[BetaChorale]

Label the samples from the deli as "Mystery Meats"

 

[ChibiLion]

Walk around Wal-Mart and ask every employee in sight if they sell walls here, rinse and repeat even if it's the same employee you see coming around the corner

 

[Stil]

Take a crap in the middle of the isle.

 

[jiny]

eat all the oreos and leave the package out