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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Buy 4 pigs and draw the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 onto their backs. Release them into the store and enjoy watching security find Pig #4.
 
Walk around calling people obscene stuff in languages not spoken in your area and watch em go mad and report you.
 
Dress up as some b-movie busty lady and walk around the store and shout FIND IT AND LET MEEEEE
 
Dress up as a bank man and rob all the cashiers off their money, put the cashiers in giant rice bowls and push them off a cliff down the water laughing.
 
kidnap those kids into a porn store, let them pick out stuff they want, then go back to the wal-mart and show it all off
 
visit the store at 3am. crazy sh1t happens there at 3am, you don't even have to do anything.
 
^yes it has but i love coming up with way too "creative" ideas.


Steal all the croissants, put them in bags around the store and connect them to a line or something that will open them on your command and whenever someone walks by pull the rope or whatever so they get buried in a pile.
 
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