1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Discord]

Buy 4 pigs and draw the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 onto their backs. Release them into the store and enjoy watching security find Pig #4.

 

[Stil]

Take a dump in the middle of the isle

 

[Discord]

Hide in a rack of clothing and when somebody browses through it, yell 'PICK ME! - PICK ME!".

 

[Alienfish]

Walk around calling people obscene stuff in languages not spoken in your area and watch em go mad and report you.

 

[Xerolin]

Run around in a pink body suit and throw packages of ramen at peopke

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as some b-movie busty lady and walk around the store and shout FIND IT AND LET MEEEEE

 

[Xerolin]

Climb into the ball cage and when people walk by throwva ball at them

 

[Tensu]

Knock down the shelves, then stack them up and strip on the top.

 

[vel]

put mementos in soda bottles and set them off

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as a bank man and rob all the cashiers off their money, put the cashiers in giant rice bowls and push them off a cliff down the water laughing.

 

[visibleghost]

bring a corpse in w/ u in a shopping cart

 

[Alienfish]

^start humping that corpse while rolling past some kids

 

[visibleghost]

^ kill the kids too

 

[Alienfish]

kidnap those kids into a porn store, let them pick out stuff they want, then go back to the wal-mart and show it all off

 

[Mints]

visit the store at 3am. crazy sh1t happens there at 3am, you don't even have to do anything.

 

[Tensu]

Attach motors to the shopping carts.

 

[Alienfish]

Start playing obscene Spanish punk songs in the loudspeakers

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Something tells me 1,000 posts have been reached already.

 

[Alienfish]

^yes it has but i love coming up with way too "creative" ideas.


Steal all the croissants, put them in bags around the store and connect them to a line or something that will open them on your command and whenever someone walks by pull the rope or whatever so they get buried in a pile.

 

[Discord]

Chase everyone with a immensely-sized pencil while yelling:

ME HOY MINOY!