1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[punctuallyAbsent]

omg if someone did that to me i'd probably just quit on the spot lmao

take produce from the produce section and scatter it all over the rest of the store just setting it on random shelves or in people's baskets

 

[Alienfish]

lmao

sneak condoms in old peoples' baskets and tell them "don't forget to sex ed your grandkids!"

 

[punctuallyAbsent]

have drag races across the store in the mobility carts

(love how it's just us rn throwing these at each other)

 

[Alienfish]

(same ahah)

sexily whisper to random customers as a cashier "sashay away" when they are about to pay.

 

[punctuallyAbsent]

dress up as a corporate executive and terrify the employees into thinking they're all fired

 

[Alienfish]

replace all the candy with fake plastic equivalents

 

[punctuallyAbsent]

ok that is just evil
i approve

use the live bait in the fishing section to feed the fish in the pets section

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I think this is well over 1000 ways to get kicked out lol

 

[Flare]

I think this is well over 1000 ways to get kicked out lol

I'm making a Sequel brb.

 

[nintendofan85]

Act like Miss Swan.

 

[Sanrio]

put cups on your ears.

 

[GreatUsername]

Tear all the labels off the canned goods

 

[Akira-chan]

eat all the scented markers and stickers

 

[Psydye]

Chuck cans of food at people behind a fort of sorts.

 

[Alienfish]

Tie-dye all their clothes and hang them back up : D

 

[PunchyTheCat]

Become Tarzan on one of the display racks.

 

[Alienfish]

go there with a cold, use up all their napkins and claim it's provided by obamacare

 

[Sgt.Groove]

Chew on the fishing lures then use them to hook up some food in the fruit isle.

 

[pinkcotton]

Ride their bikes all throughout the store shouting insults at the customers.

 

[dreamii]

Screech cusses, tear the items off the isles and start chucking them at people.