A Million Dollars, BUT

[Ley]

yes, of course I'll take it. even if I truly want to play the game I won't say no to a MILLION DOLLARS. it's life changing, plus I still can play NL and WW.

a million dollars but you can't listen to music for a whole year

 

[Blood Eclipse]

Deal. I'll just listen to podcasts.

A million dollars, but you have to walk a mile over Lego pieces to collect your check

 

[KazooSquirrel]

I'll take it.

A million dollars, but you have to wear annoyingly squeaky boots whenever you go out for the rest of your life.

(I have 3 kids, my feet have been tempered by legos for years! XD )

 

[rhinoo]

I don't care, that sound seems to bother everyone but me.

1 million dollars, but you have to eat a live snail every friday.

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I don’t know who or what that is so I’m sure it’s fine, right?

A million dollars but you can’t play New Horizons until next year

I just looked him up, he has allogations of child abuse.

 

[Xara]

i can’t do it bro

a million dollars but you can never play an animal crossing game again

 

[shendere]

sad and tragic but, i'd do it but very unwillingly i might add.

a million dollars but... you have to use the restroom/bathroom with the door opened every time.

 

[rhinoo]

hell no.

1 million dollars, but you have to put BBQ Sauce on everything you eat.

 

[Xara]

literally retching rn

a million dollars but you never get to spend any of it

 

[Lucas4080]

Sure, I'll give the money to my friends and relatives to buy things I want.

A million dollars but you can only ever leave the house for 2 hours a day.

 

[Kaiaa]

I don't care, that sound seems to bother everyone but me.

1 million dollars, but you have to eat a live snail every friday.

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I just looked him up, he has allogations of child abuse.

Noooo! I’d marry for the money and then I’d disable him by taking his arms and eggs so he can’t hurt anyone else ever again!


Also I don’t leave the house much except for work so DEAL!

A million dollars but you can never pet a dog or kitty cat ever again.

 

[Xara]

pass bro, you can’t do that to me :c

a million dollars but you have to start over in a different country

 

[lazyislander]

worth it if i can bring someone with me lol

a million dollars but you can never own a pet ever again </3

 

[shayminskyforme88]

It's fine.

A million dollars but you can only spend the money on things whose names start with the first letter of your name.

 

[KazooSquirrel]

I'll take it.

A million dollars, but it's all in pennies and you cannot exhange it for cash or higher value coins.

 

[Ley]

I'll take it, because I still can deposit it into my bank

1 million $$$ but everything you buy costs 2x the normal price

 

[Harbour]

fair enough, it's not like something that i want to buy that is double the price will eliminate all of my money.

a million dollars but you have to give a ted talk (on any topic you like). : )

 

[Ley]

I'll take it! that could be interesting.

$1M but your favourite singer dies

 

[Midoriya]

Sweet, I’ll take it. I don’t have a favorite singer anyway.

One million dollars but you have to eat nothing but potatoes and water for a year.

 

[Ley]

I mean, if I can eat fries, mashed potatoes and stuff, then yeah.

$1M EVERY YEAR but you're immortal. there's no way for you to die.

 

[rhinoo]

ack. that would be sad, but 1 million dollars... no. I can't do it.

1 million and 1 dollars every 2 years, but you can't earn any other money apart from that.