Name: Pink crybaby.
Behaviors: Elusive, but likes to photobomb.
Size: 4ft
Habitat: The outdoor mall.
Expedition notes: The subject is not easy to find when you’re looking for it, but is often seen in random photos when least expected. It has been observed that the subject will often brag about its muscles and getting fit. It has been the belief that the subject never actually attempts fitness and prefers eating sweets instead. No such evidence of this behavior has been documented until now. Following a tip that the subject has been spotted in an area with both a food court and a gym present, I was finally able to spot the elusive Pink crybaby. It appears to be wearing some sort of disguise, but it isn’t fooling anyone.