Invasion of the yellow jackets

[Leela]

They didn't explode? I must have lost my touch... did they not even vapourise?

 

[g u a v a]

On my way home today, I grabbed a big flat rock, and hucked it at the nest. They're still buzzing around angrily, too stupid to fight back. Little jerkasses. Fear not TBT, this type of transgression will not go unpunished.

Oh no, you've angered them, it's time to move ; A;

 

[DarkOnyx]

This is all good stuff. VERY good stuff.



I'm not "shooting" down ideas my man! I mean, if you want to pay for the exterminator, feel free.



This is probably my favorite plan out of all of them. Except, I arrived home today to find the buggers still angrily buzzing around. I guess that would count that plan as a failure.


I don't THINK just because I'm a man I have to be manly. I KNOW because I'm a manly man I am automatically manly. Those little moronic buzzballs march onto my turf, my territory, my palace, my domain and expect an easy fight? If I call the exterminator, you know what? THEY WIN. I had to inconvenience myself and pay out of pocket for some jerk to fight my battle. Do you want them to win? Are you on their side? Maybe I'll have to turn my hairspray on you.

@Stina and Rainbow: If this were a tree, or any thing else I probably would set fire to it. I'm not sure how to set fire to rocks. Maybe I could try gasoline, or something.

@Superpenguin: I actually am in love with this idea. Screw what I said earlier about not wanting to pay money, I think I'm going to rent a cement truck.

@ Keybug: Is that so? I have a can of axe in the bathroom. If I spray the nest, do you think they'd react quick enough to engage in combat? I don't think it's a fight I can win, I need speed and guile to win this battle. I was going to fill the hole with dirt on my next night time mission. I really am interested in trying this, if I can shoot fire into the hole and catch the nest on fire while they're asleep, I can only hope my ears are perceptive enough to hear their little tiny hate filled screams.

On my way home today, I grabbed a big flat rock, and hucked it at the nest. They're still buzzing around angrily, too stupid to fight back. Little jerkasses. Fear not TBT, this type of transgression will not go unpunished.

1.Lol if you call the exterminators they don't win,I'm not sure death is winning...xD

2.They are on your turf,and you are on theirs.Just because you buy land,doesn't mean it's yours in the mind of everyone,only in the mind of humans.Animals however,don't know,in their mind it's their home too.Just imagine the animals who were there before that house was built,their turf was stolen.

 

[rockthemike13]

Leela, you've got to try harder!

Leaf, there is NO way I'm letting that happen! I will shut myself in the close, and stuff the door with socks and underwear before I let them chase me out.

Sharkystriker, you are absolutely correct. They are too ignorant and stupid to know this is my property. Their concept of ownership and manners is far far far out of their puny, stupid insect brains. They also refuse to live harmoniously on my property. I share. I let the frogs sit in the grass, the grasshoppers hop in the fields, my sister slouch on the couch. I have no problem co-existing with respectful organisms.

These ********, stupid, motha freaking hornets think they can swarm and attack me though, for stepping out into MY back yard? They don't pay the bills. They don't maintain the property. They don't do jack crap except commit war crimes and piss me off. They MUST die.

They're sleeping now, I caved and bought a can of super spray wasp/hornet murdalizer sauce omegatron 7.2. I, with full courage and a stout heart, shot about a third of the can into the hole they've been inhabiting, and I ran for my life. Only time will tell if they've been murdalized.

 

[FireNinja1]

There's always those flamethrowers if you ever have trouble too.

Yes, I'm kidding. Anyway I actually like SP's idea, just fill in the hole. You don't need a cement truck, just dump a few rocks or something like that.

 

[rockthemike13]

There's always those flamethrowers if you ever have trouble too.

Yes, I'm kidding. Anyway I actually like SP's idea, just fill in the hole. You don't need a cement truck, just dump a few rocks or something like that.

How can I do this without dying? If I dump rocks down their hole at night, will they absolutely not come out? I'm too terrified and dress way too immodestly to dare attempt it.

 

[Beary]

When I saw this thread, I thought we would be posting selfies of ourselves in yellow raincoats.
I am severely dissapointed.

 

[rockthemike13]

When I saw this thread, I thought we would be posting selfies of ourselves in yellow raincoats.
I am severely dissapointed.

You are more than welcome to hijack this thread and turn it into said thread. However, I would be extremely bummed about the destabilizing of my personal TBT anti-hornet army.

 

[FireNinja1]

How can I do this without dying? If I dump rocks down their hole at night, will they absolutely not come out? I'm too terrified and dress way too immodestly to dare attempt it.

If it works, they won't be able to come out. Worst case you have to put a heavy boulder over it.

When I saw this thread, I thought we would be posting selfies of ourselves in yellow raincoats.
I am severely dissapointed.

HAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Beary]

If it works, they won't be able to come out. Worst case you have to put a heavy boulder over it.



HAHAHAHAHA.

When I was little, I remember my dad saying, "Look, kids! It's a yellow jacket!"
And I couldn't see one until it stung me and I cried
#true story

 

[rockthemike13]

If it works, they won't be able to come out. Worst case you have to put a heavy boulder over it.

All right so, I probably should have been a bit more specific about the geographic layout. They are going in and out of a hole, in what is a large rock pile. I should probably take a picture, but it looks like there would be multiple entrances/exits. Though I can only see them coming out of one, and it's at a weird angle. I have no idea how I could get a single rock to cover it, you know? It would probably just like, slide off the hole. I guess pictures would be easier. If only my wife hadn't of misplaced all my camera stuff

 

[FireNinja1]

All right so, I probably should have been a bit more specific about the geographic layout. They are going in and out of a hole, in what is a large rock pile. I should probably take a picture, but it looks like there would be multiple entrances/exits. Though I can only see them coming out of one, and it's at a weird angle. I have no idea how I could get a single rock to cover it, you know? It would probably just like, slide off the hole. I guess pictures would be easier. If only my wife hadn't of misplaced all my camera stuff

I said rocks, not just one rock. lol

 

[g u a v a]

When I saw this thread, I thought we would be posting selfies of ourselves in yellow raincoats.
I am severely dissapointed.

Oh my god this made my day >w< Hope this thread happens someday.

 

[DarkOnyx]

Use a hose,they will probably fly out and some of the tunnels will get muddy and cave in. so the nest will be destroyed.

 

[rockthemike13]

Use a hose,they will probably fly out and some of the tunnels will get muddy and cave in. so the nest will be destroyed.

More and more about my shabby living situation is being revealed here. I don't have a hose

Or even a water source outside the house. BOO HOO HOO! *Runs off crying*

 

[Peisinoe]

It's over for you now, nothing can help you..

 

[Stevey Queen]

You could always try to put a cork in the hole.

 

[DarkOnyx]

Okwy,if you have a sink or bath tub,and something that works like a bucket,fill it and pour it on the nest.Once again it will only make them angry and they will swarm but the water will get the nest muddy and it will be destroyed so they will either have to make a new one or leave.

 

[Naiad]

Good luck exterminating them ~_~

On a side note I thought of this post when I was reading this.

 

[rockthemike13]

Operation "super spray wasp/hornet murdalizer sauce omegatron 7.2" was a complete failure. To my dismay, upon returning home they're just as angrily and stupidly swarming in and out of that hole. Their determinate ignorance is only ticking me off more so. I am factoring in all advice you guys are giving me, I just need liquid courage before attempting any of it.

@ Stina I'm afraid you may be right. They're angrier and swarmier than ever. I walked out back, and fear overtook me quick. I almost tripped over the dog trying to get back inside.

@ Lovemcqueen A cork?! It would have to be a very irregular shaped cork

@ Sharky The nest is sort of on a hill. Are you sure they don't tunnel upwards at all? I could try this water idea. If they swarm me though, they'll kill me before their nest is exterminated, won't they? Hornets are nasty effers.

@Lafiel - HOLY WTF. Is that praying mantis wasp thing real? That has to be photoshopped, just look at it's shadow! PLEASE tell me it's photoshopped.