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Joke's on You! (Heard any good ones? )

Here's one:

Why was the Lion a cannibal?
- Because he swallowed his pride.

I'll supposedly think of more when they come to me.
 
I am definitely keeping that one! XD

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What does it mean when life gives you melons?
- You probably have dyslexia.
 
Anyone here about the fire in the shoe factory? It was tragic... hundreds of soles were lost that day.
 
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
- Grraaaiiinnnsss

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
- Grraaaiiinnnsss

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I really wish the system would stop double posting...
 
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, never served a weasel before, what can I get ya? "

- "Pop," goes the weasel.
 
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