Lyrical Limericks

[Jhine7]

In the winter I like to ski
When they see me coming they flee
All because they will get hit
And then they will have a fit
This is a major guarantee
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[Suguri]

They say it’s a winter wonderland
As they glide along a fairyland
Well hours have passed
And I feel harassed
Because snowstorms won't make me feel grand!
🌨🌨​

 

[Sarah3]

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Sing this and I shall get up and go
I do love holiday cheer
But this one gives me quite fear
It’s time for something that has more flow
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[kiwikenobi]

Where'd my holiday cookies all go?
Someone ate them, but who? I don't know.
What a tragic Christmas!
Oh, who could have done this?
...In the distance, I hear, "Ho, ho, ho!"

 

[FrostyAlmonds]

Even though I simply can't rhyme
It's finally now Christmas time
I am feeling quite festive
and it's very effective
In inspiring this little chime!

 

[Moonlight.]

Holiday lights sparkle and shine
As my cheer begins to refine
Baked cookies, snow yet to fall
But most wonderful of all,
Memories made that are divine

 

[Plume]

Clouds part as cats skate upon the hard ice
Glittery skirts twirling, each leap precise
Paws toasty under mittens
So courageous, these kittens
Tails spinning, whiskers dancing, hearts skip twice!

 

[Kattea]

Mistletoe, holly, and heather
Perfect for this kind of weather
How cozy this mouse is
In gingerbread houses
Wearing his holiday sweater

 

[Holla]

The glistening snow begins to fall
Pretty presents all wrapped big and small
The sleeping children lay
Dreaming of Chirstmas day
For when they can see the decked out hall​

 

[Sheando]

There once was a chicken named Betty
Determined to seek out a Yeti
It hasn’t been seen
Since twenty-thirteen—
But if Bigfoot comes, she’ll be ready!

 

[Liz!]

While the wintery snow falls down
Slowly faces no longer frown
Christmas is nearly here
We sing and give a cheer
Always someone acting the clown

 

[Valzed]

The Season of Giving is here
Sending members gifts of good cheer
Funds we will also raise
For good causes we praise
That give help both afar and near ​

 

[Snowifer]

Tonight there will be lots of snow
Perhaps we'll have school I don't know
I'm snug in my bed
No thoughts in my head
Dreaming of a grand big ole show

 

[Venn]

Let’s Drink Some Good Hot Coco
Next To This Warm Fire’s Glow
Reading a Good Book
In a Cozy Nook
Away from the Winter’s Snow
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[KittenNoir]

Bob the cat from Animal Crossing
Couldn’t go to bed without flossing
He played in the snow
And learned how to throw
And then won first prize for snow tossing
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[Firesquids]

As the island sees its first snow,
And festive decor starts to show,
Be extra kind to your ilk,
Set out the cookies and milk
And Jingle will come, gifts in tow!​

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[Rosch]

* * *
Rolf wanted a tiger jacket
Whitney yearns a silver locket
Bob begs for a munchie
One dino for Punchy
Now I have an empty pocket
* * *​

 

[Mr.Fox]

Timbra's a special holiday guest
Her dinner talk's quite simply the best
But when wine comes around
She's soon down on the ground
and at that point we leave her to rest

Spoiler

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[princess.looking.for.frog]

~~
the harsh summertime Christmas heat
poaches me, I'm a piece of meat
I cant wait to swim
I jump off the rim
splash! finally off the concrete​

 

[savanniebananie]

They are all baking cookies
Although they are all rookies,
Santa does not mind
He will just unwind
And enjoy all the goodies! ​