The out of context quotes thread
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*Sam unleashes a barrage of punches on Jason Vorhees that have absolutely zero effect, and then stops, exhausted*
"Your best shot, ************..."
*Jason grabs him by his collar and punches his head off, decapitating him as it rolls into the dumpster*
*Meanwhile, at the concert venue*
"AND NOW EVERYBODY, GET READY TO DANCE! PRESENTING THE NEW HIT WONDER, EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE!!!"
*Music starts playing*
"I don't get it, Johnny. Why are we celebrating and dancing when Sam and Samantha's deaths are still unsolved?"
"Ummmm, because this is the 1970s?!? C'MON MAN, JUST DANCE!"
*Johnny proceeds to keep dancing*
"Do you remember... the times we haddddddddd, in September..."
*All of a sudden Sam's ghost appears and claps his hands together and dances to the beat*
"Sam, is that you???"
"****! THIS IS MAH SONG, DAWG!"
"..."
"Your best shot, ************..."
*Jason grabs him by his collar and punches his head off, decapitating him as it rolls into the dumpster*
*Meanwhile, at the concert venue*
"AND NOW EVERYBODY, GET READY TO DANCE! PRESENTING THE NEW HIT WONDER, EARTH, WIND, AND FIRE!!!"
*Music starts playing*
"I don't get it, Johnny. Why are we celebrating and dancing when Sam and Samantha's deaths are still unsolved?"
"Ummmm, because this is the 1970s?!? C'MON MAN, JUST DANCE!"
*Johnny proceeds to keep dancing*
"Do you remember... the times we haddddddddd, in September..."
*All of a sudden Sam's ghost appears and claps his hands together and dances to the beat*
"Sam, is that you???"
"****! THIS IS MAH SONG, DAWG!"
"..."
No one's slick as Gaston ♩
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston ♩
For there's no man in town half as manly
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston ♩
For there's no man in town half as manly
Wow, Joe Namath!
That’s right. My car broke down in front of your house.
I cannot believe you’re here! Do you think maybe you can give me some pointers?
Sure. There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.
Hey, I gotta run. Remember what I told you.
That’s right. My car broke down in front of your house.
I cannot believe you’re here! Do you think maybe you can give me some pointers?
Sure. There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.
Hey, I gotta run. Remember what I told you.
rocketspruggs
♡ Hayley ☆
"I know! Let's pray for other people!"
"Yay! It's a, "pray-off"! The one who prays the most wins!"
"Yay! It's a, "pray-off"! The one who prays the most wins!"
ShadowLelouch97
Senior Member
"What incredible penetration!"
"and move big empty things with your mi-eee-i-eee-i-ee-ind....
because I know the way to make you a warr-i-or,
even though now you're a wusssss,
it is the way of the platypussssss,
it is the way of the platypus!!"
because I know the way to make you a warr-i-or,
even though now you're a wusssss,
it is the way of the platypussssss,
it is the way of the platypus!!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Puppet Ruler want a cracker?”
*Iago shoves a cracker into the Sultan’s mouth*
“Here’s your cracker! Shove them all down your throat!”
*Iago stuffs a ton of crackers into Sultan’s mouth and starts shoving them in with his feet*
“Here! Have lots of crackers!
*Iago shoves a cracker into the Sultan’s mouth*
“Here’s your cracker! Shove them all down your throat!”
*Iago stuffs a ton of crackers into Sultan’s mouth and starts shoving them in with his feet*
“Here! Have lots of crackers!
*The Lord of Evil confronts the band of marauders as they're sitting around drinking and laughing*
"Hey, who are you?"
"JOE MAMA!"
"Hehe, good one."
"Ah yes, that's right... I'm your mama..."
*The Lord of Evil proceeds to suck out the marauder's souls, but unbeknownst to him, Muscle Man from Regular Show is also there*
"Hey guys, you know who ALSO likes to say I'm your mama before sucking out all of your souls?"
*One of the remaining marauders shrugs*
"MY MOMMMMMMMM!!!"
"Hey, who are you?"
"JOE MAMA!"
"Hehe, good one."
"Ah yes, that's right... I'm your mama..."
*The Lord of Evil proceeds to suck out the marauder's souls, but unbeknownst to him, Muscle Man from Regular Show is also there*
"Hey guys, you know who ALSO likes to say I'm your mama before sucking out all of your souls?"
*One of the remaining marauders shrugs*
"MY MOMMMMMMMM!!!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Who cares if you are super smart or you’re pure evil? I have the most powerful thing of all: cold hard cash!”
“She does have a good point.”
“She’s right. Shall we continue to argue?”
“Let’s!”
“She does have a good point.”
“She’s right. Shall we continue to argue?”
“Let’s!”
TheThomas5252
Senior Member
"There's only one way out of here"
"A high school diploma?"
"A high school diploma?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hey, you’re food, we’re food. We’re all food here.”
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