The Villager Roleplay Game

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(The story should have some more variety now.)

Ankha then left the scene and so did her allies. Goldie sat there, forlorn and alone. Then Beau and Diana walked by and kissed, laughing and having the time of their lives. Goldie walked home, thinking about what she did, and Diana began to...

 

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Punched Goldie. "You'll never be as popular as me!" She kept walking with Beau, when he...

 

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asked her, "Do you have any snacks?" Diana then smacked him, yelling, "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A VENDING MACHINE?" At that precise moment she received a phone call from Bree. "Hello?" she said, picking it up.

 

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"Give him a cookie, or you'll be cycled out..." Bree muttered. "So?" Diana replied. "...into the void." Bree ended with and hanged up. Diana quickly reached into her pocket and pulled an old cookie covered with lint and handed it to Beau. Rolf leaped, as if from nowhere, snatching the cookie just before Beau could accept it and...

 

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He ate it and went straight to the animal heaven because despite how it looks, the cookie is too delicious that the one who ate it went straight to heaven, thanks to Diana's magical dust which was added to the cookie dough. Tank, who happened to be passing through, saw Rolf's dead body and was shocked. He quickly dumped Rolf's dead body to the void, but Beau saw him and reported to Copper that he killed Rolf. Then...

 

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Copper assumed it was a prank call, and continued dancing with the tricycle in the lost and found. At that precise moment, Stitches came in yelling, "THAT'S MY BABY! ONLY I CAN DANCE WITH HER!" Copper shrugged it off, causing Stitches to...

 

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Strangle Copper and steal his police uniform to pose as Copper. He then received another call. "TANK MURDERED ROLF! GET OVER HERE!" The voice screamed. "Copper" moaned, and strolled out to the scene. At that moment...

 

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Pietro, Zell, Eugene, and other smug villagers started a flash mob of twerking. Copper chased after them with his whacky-thingy and threatened to jail them, when...

 

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Rolf's ghost emerged from the void and spoke, "Your twerking has caused my unrest soul to haunt you until everyone who twerked is dead!" Most screamed in horror while others fell to their knees and praised Rolf's ghost sayng, "Oh Rolf you're so cool! You're so awesome! Please take us with you! We love you!" Rolf touched the worshippers and caused them to drop dead. Rolf's anger was still fueled chasing the escapees when...

 

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The ghost of the long-lost Isabelle appeared. "Rolf, stop! They are simply angry, you must let it go." She pleaded. Isabelle didn't need to plead, considering she couldn't die again now that she was a ghost. However, right when she went to find the escapees and reassure them....

 

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Rolf touched a fear-stricken Julian, who was still getting over Marshal's miracle survival. Julian fell on Marshal, who muttered, "Not again…". Chrissy walked by with K.K. Bubblegum blasting out of her iPod, singing horribly. Rolf attempted to curse her, but found that his power only worked on smug villagers!

 

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Suddenly, Mira jumped in and shouted, "SAILOR V IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! SAILOR KICK!" and kicked Rolf's face, sending him to the void once more. She struck a justice pose and said, "This is an AC game! No cursing allowed!" then rushed to the police station to catch the false Copper. Meanwhile, the real Diana(the one who pours coke to Bruce, dated Beau, punched Goldie, and did other silly things is actually an impostor), riding her modified sleigh, saw the mess and sighed. "This must because of Julian's glitter. That unicorn couldn't stop messing around." She sprays a magical dust around the place and everything went normal again. After seeing everything went normal again, she rode away and disappeared. Meanwhile, at the police station...

 

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"Copper" had turned on heavy metal music at max volume. Suddenly, Octavian blasted open the door and demanded, "NOBODY IS LEAVING UNTIL I HAVE MY TRICYCLE!!!" "Copper" jumped out of his seat and argued, "No, it's mine, and it will always be!" Octavian and "Copper" continued to argue when...

 

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Lobo roared and pushed them both away. "This is my tricycle! It has my name on it. See? LOBO'S TRICYCLE!" He yanked off Copper's head, revealing Stitches to be there. "You imposter! Where's Copper?" Just then...

 

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Mira dashed into the police station along with Kid Cat and Agent S, and shouted in unison, "Troublemakers must be punished!" Then they beat up Lobo, Stitches, and Octavian. After beating and tying them up, Mira slapped Copper to wake him up. After Copper woke up, Agent S told everything about the 3 and Copper brought them to the jail immediately and confiscated the tricycle. Peace is returned in the police station, and Copper told them about Barold, a criminal who's disguised as someone in the town. After hearing that, they went off immediately when suddenly...

 

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'...the Universe collapsed in on itself.
Yet, somehow, an echoe of Rolf's voice ensued. "Without me, you're nothing..." the voiced echoed. "As long as the Triforce of Power is in my hand…" ' is what would've happened if you gave me that dirty Cookie you're about to give me..." Beau ended with standing infront of Diana who's handed him the cookie with lint on it. Diana stood in horror, "You have quite the imagination Beau...But no less, you're probably right. I'll give you this instead." Diana reached into her other pocket and gave Beau another cookie, the ultra-rare golden cookie! Beau's eyes widen and just before he could accept it Rolf leaps in, just in time (again), to snatch the sacred cookie. "Grooooolf! It is long-last mine!" Rolf yelled out. But before he could take a bite...

 

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"NOT SO FAST, EVILDOER!" Mira jumped and kicked Rolf, causing him to pass out. Beau took the golden cookie and ate it, then suddenly rainbow came from his mouth and then he flies away like a jet, with a rainbow following on his back, Nyan Cat style. 'Diana' muttered, "And that's another cookie, this time with Julian's glitter added to-" when suddenly the real Diana came behind the fake one and took the mask, revealing it to be Barold, the criminal famous for his cookies of mayhem. Then she tied him and took him into Copper. "We would like to thank you for finally capturing him. He's very hard to catch," Copper said while saluting her. "No problem," she said. "At least he won't impersonate me anymore." After that, she rode her sleigh and disappeared again. Meanwhile, somewhere far away, the uchi villagers were slinging turf at each other when suddenly..

 

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Lightning struck all around, and Static appeared in the midst of them. He then whirled around, creating a tornado for all the uchi villagers to be sucked into. But not so fast! Cherry pulled out one of her cherry sodas she always has, and drank out of it. Suddenly, she was flying! Cherry went over where Static was and...

 

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Diana was changing as Erik slowly entered the hot springs. Erik silently walked up behind Diana and put his hands over her eyes.

 

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Diana kicked Erik immediately, causing him to fell down. She said, "I know Erik isn't a pervert. Reveal yourself," 'Erik' ran away after he realized that he failed, but Diana quickly put her clothes back and chased him. As they went outside, they saw a huge storm, with Cherry and Static fighting on top of it. While Diana was shocked from the storm, 'Erik' tried use the chance to ran away, then suddenly Beau, who's still flying because of Barold's golden cookie, bumped on 'Erik', causing them to go to the storm and crashed, causing a large rainbow explosion and Cherry, Static, Beau, the fake Erik(revealed as Beardo), and other uchis fell down. Suddenly, Olivia and Kitty came dressed as The Weather Girls singing "It's Raining Men" as the villagers fell down. Diana facepalm'd at what's happening, summoned her sleigh and rode away, disappearing once more. Meanwhile...