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What do you do more: fart or burp?
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Delphine
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What an elegant, distinguished thread... 
I honestly can't say.I enjoy a good burping contest with friends as much as anyone, that's for sure. Sorry, what I meant was: 'I'm a girl, therefore my farts smell like roses, and butterflies come out of my mouth when I burp'
I honestly can't say.
spCrossing
80s anime is cool
Burping feels so good, especially if you drink a lot of soda.
I know right? Especially if you've had to hold it in.
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Oh, flatulence. What's not to like?
Reminds me when a student went into a corridor leading to English instructors' offices and, after noticing the instructor he wanted to see was gone (or any professor, for that matter), started farting again and again while snapping pictures of notices posted on the doors of several professors. I was sitting by a desk near the entrance to the corridor when it happened, and I looked at him half annoyed, and half amused, but he paid me no mind.
Later, he returned to the office with the sought-after professor, no longer farting, and talking and acting in the most dignified manner: please this and thank you that, and jolly good day to you, sir.
Then an hour later while I was preparing for instruction in another building by writing material on the white board, that same student stumbled in, perhaps looking for another professor.
And my favorite part: Half way into the first sentence out of his mouth, his eyes met mine and there was a moment of recognition: that is the same guy from earlier.
Without another word, he stumbled right back out of the room.
Reminds me when a student went into a corridor leading to English instructors' offices and, after noticing the instructor he wanted to see was gone (or any professor, for that matter), started farting again and again while snapping pictures of notices posted on the doors of several professors. I was sitting by a desk near the entrance to the corridor when it happened, and I looked at him half annoyed, and half amused, but he paid me no mind.
Later, he returned to the office with the sought-after professor, no longer farting, and talking and acting in the most dignified manner: please this and thank you that, and jolly good day to you, sir.
Then an hour later while I was preparing for instruction in another building by writing material on the white board, that same student stumbled in, perhaps looking for another professor.
And my favorite part: Half way into the first sentence out of his mouth, his eyes met mine and there was a moment of recognition: that is the same guy from earlier.
Without another word, he stumbled right back out of the room.
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Mephisto Pheles
Head of True Cross Acad.
I used to burp more, but now it's more farting, I think...
My burps are weird because they're not always full-on burps - rather, I can just feel the air bubbles creeping up my throat, so I tilt my head back a little and open my mouth, and then my throat does this weird croak-y sound..
I have magical farts, though - they almost never smell, and are pretty much always silent.
My burps are weird because they're not always full-on burps - rather, I can just feel the air bubbles creeping up my throat, so I tilt my head back a little and open my mouth, and then my throat does this weird croak-y sound..
I have magical farts, though - they almost never smell, and are pretty much always silent.
Uhh, not telling whether I fart or burp more in general. But the past day I've been gassy near the back end more since I ate a lot chili last night.
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Stevey Queen
The Queen of Mimosas
I burp. A lot. I don't like holding it in either. I do it in public all the time.
People think it's disgusting but I think it's hot when people burp in public
People think it's disgusting but I think it's hot when people burp in public
ShinyYoshi
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I would say it was pretty even when I was younger, but about 4 years ago I had a terrible bacterial infection in my stomach. The medicine made me feel awful and my stomach was constantly hurting. One of the only ways to relieve the pain was to burp. After all that passed, my burps became super burps. I out-burp all my friends, including my boyfriend lol. And especially after eating, I have to burp A LOT.
So I've definitely burped more lately.
So I've definitely burped more lately.
Sounds like you have a fetish.
I definitely fart more, since I haven't burped since I was a baby.
I'll do a burp every few years maybe and then host a celebration.
I just want to be normal and burp /cries ✿
I'll do a burp every few years maybe and then host a celebration.
I just want to be normal and burp /cries ✿
I'm the total opposite! I burp all the time and my farts are as rare as solar eclipses.
my farts are as rare as solar eclipses.
You're the kind of person I want to be around! lol ✿
okun0ichio
Senior Member
...... Don't make me reveal my secret :c
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