sleepy gnome: "I don't know about you guys but this car is looking pretty comfortable right now. I'm going to take a quick snooze while you lot try and figure out where we are."
hungry gnome: "A quick snooze with you is more like 3-5 business days, I say we check out what this dump has to grub on."
Round 1: Passionate:"Hey boss, I found a diner in the middle of the desert!" Hungry:"That's just an abandoned house, the diner's a mirage!" Reliable:"Boss, I think we should've taken the left turn to Albuquerque."
Hungry Gnome: *burps* “Sorry guys, the treat looked so tasty..”
Sleepy Gnome: “Who can get this car started so we can get out of here? That backseat looks comfy and is calling my name”
Passionate Gnome: Please... just let me talk to Sprightly...
Hungry Gnome: It was an honest mistake what he did... He didn't mean to get us in this mess...
Reliable Gnome: NO! KEEP HIM AT THE ROCK OF SHAME!
Mr. Hungry: "Honey? I'm gnome! Gorsh, I smell waffles..." Mr. Passion: "Sand Brown! Sand Brown! Let down your hair! We, uhhh...can't reach the doorknob teehee!" Mr. Rebel: *looks cactus up and down* "...I like 'em tall."
Reliable Gnome: "Ah, we've been traveling the desert for days, fighting bad guys left and right, and finally we have arrived at DIO's house."
Surprised Gnome: "Wait, what, DIO's house?!? OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!"
Hungry Gnome: "I'm so hungry that I'm going in!!"
Passionate Gnome: "Wait, don't open that door!"
Round 1:
The gnomes' weekly Monopoly get togethers had begun to reach an intensity that could only be solved with a remote location, a single bedroom, and a shovel to bury the evidence.
Hungry Gnome: HEY! I demand food right this instant!
Reliable Gnome: We're supposed to ask for help, not for food!
Passionate Gnome: If it's gonna wake up someone in the house, why not?
Sleepy Gnome: Ugh, I hate cars and I'm too tired to fix this...
"darn, I thought for sure that this would be one of those gingerbread houses from the fairy tales!" *proceeds to nibble on the side of the house anyways*