Where is Gnome? - Closed!

[SinnerTheCat]

Round 1:
A man is found dead in a desert. Cause of death appears to be dehydration. The gnome police go to his mother's house.
"Ma'am, your son dried"

 

[nageki]

Round #1:

hungry gnome shook his head. "well, boys, looks like we took a wrong turn somewhere... this isn't a candy house in the forest at all. i knew we shouldn't have let sleepy drive."

 

[Princess Mipha]

- Round 1 -

Hungry Gnome: "You sure it's not too late to sell chocolate, guys? I can take care of them.."
Passionate Gnome: "It is never too late to try!"
Reliable Gnome: "Yeah, but it's already midnight. I will watch over them to make sure nobody *eyes hungry gnome* is taking some."

 

[Liz!]

Round 1

"Can we go in and watch Gnome and away?"
"No, my Mum said I need to do my homework. I am on page 65 of Gnomeo and Juliet."

 

[Giddy]

Round 1

Passionate: Now, I know I’m supposed to love protecting homes, but I think this one needs more than protecting and lucky charms.

Reliable: Maybe it’s the witches home or former; maybe if we help her out we can get home quicker.

Hungry: As long as there’s more of those snacks, I’ll gladly protect the house!

Rebel: But who will protect the house from you!?

 

[Laurina]

Round 1:

Reliable: “Looks abandoned.”
Rebel: “Gnomeland Security won’t come looking for us here.”

 

[-Mars-]

Round 1 Caption entry:
Hungry Gnome: "Aw dang it! I left my car keys in that house!"
Reliable Gnome: "Oh come on Hungry we don't even have a map to get out of here!"
Surprised Gnome: "Wait, you mean were stuck in this place forever without Wi-fi?!?"
Sprightly Gnome: "This is my cue to leave now..."
Rebel Gnome: "Kids these days..."

 

[Heyden]

Round 1:
"So, how do we reach the doorknob"

 

[Mutti]

Round 1:

'are you sure this is the address of snow white's dinner party' says hungry gnome
'i can assure you I'm never wrong' says reliable gnome

 

[daringred_]

round #1

"... i don't think this is area 51, sleepy," reliable said, frowning up at the house. just behind him, sleepy studied the map through drooping eyes.

"oh," she said, slowly rotating it in her hands. she laughed sheepishly. "i got the map upside down."

 

[hopeworld]

Round 1.

"Quick, gnomes! Let's steal the treasure and get out of here! Gnome #3, you drive the car around for a quick escape"
"Uh-uh...Boss! My feet won't reach the pedals!"

 

[Sarah3]

Round 1

Sleep gnome - "Okay guys, I think I figured out how to start the car."

Laid-back gnome - "We know how to drive?"

Surprised gnome - ".... we know how to move....?"

Laid-back gnome - "Oh... right..."

 

[Gene.]

Round 1

Surprised Gnome “Can you guys just accept that we are lost!”
Rebel Gnome “Nah mannn, we aren’t lost! My good friend Walter lives here!”

 

[Pintuition]

Round #1

Passionate Gnome: This has got to be the place.

Reliable Gnome: Really?! Take a right past the spooky trees, go past the ominous ancient dig site, and you’ve arrived at the gnome convention?

Hungry Gnome: I’m knocking anyway, they might have snacks!

Reliable: Don’t say I didn’t warn you when we get gnome-napped!!!

 

[Sheep Villager]

Round 1

Here we see the remnants of the house belonging to the last person to ask the gnomes where their shoes are. Consider this your warning.

 

[Equity]

Where is Gnome? — Round 1

Passionate Gnome: “Welp, looks like we ended up in a desert this time!”

Hungry Gnome: “Just my luck, I’ve always dreamed of drinking water from a cactus!”

Reliable Gnome: “Unless you would like a bad case of food poisoning, I would strongly advise against it, as this species of cactus is known to notably cause vomiting and indigest—”

Hungry Gnome: … *chomps*

Passionate and Reliable Gnomes: …

Spoiler: Informative Corner

Source of inspiration: Britannica’s Can You Drink Water from a Cactus?

Did you know? Although some may believe that they could drink straight out of a halved cactus if stranded in a desert, the reality is different. Rather than drinking from it, one would need to eat its flesh to hydrate oneself. But be careful in choosing which cactus to consume, as many contain deleterious chemicals! In the Americas, some cacti may “cause vomiting, diarrhea, or temporary paralysis” (Petruzzello, n.d.) whereas in some parts of Africa and Madagascar, some may even burn your skin or make you blind when coming into contact with them. Two edible ones include the prickly pear and fishhook barrel cacti.

 

[BetsySundrop]

Round 1:

Removed from their natural habitat, Bikini Bottom gnomes demonstrate both curiosity and helplessness in this unfamiliar, arid environment.

 

[Mokuren]

Round 1


"I hope Salamanca is not at home"

And on a more serious note:

"Someone know how to drive a car?"
"Yes but only if I grow over a meter"

 

[zarf]

Round 1

I'd make a joke about this desert but idk how you feel about dry humor

 

[Hat']

Round #1:

"...So where are we?"
"In The Sims 2 DS game it seems."