Where is Gnome? - Closed!

[Pyoopi]

The 8 gnomes have found themselves in quite a predicament. One little gnome got a bit hungry and decided to eat the Witch's favorite snack! Enraged, the Witch threw all of them down a portal to faraway lands as punishment. Will they ever find home?

Your Task

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You will be given six different scenarios depicting the 8 gnomes in unusual places. Write the funniest caption for each screenshot!

A new scene will be posted every Monday and Thursday at 7:00 PM EDT.

1. Monday, August 15 at 7:00 PM EDT
2. Thursday, August 18 at 7:00 PM EDT
3. Monday, August 22 at 7:00 PM EDT
4. Thursday, August 25 at 7:00 PM EDT
5. Monday, August 29 at 7:00 PM EDT
6. Thursday, September 1 at 7:00 PM EDT

Each round will last about 72 hours!

Spoiler: Round details

Monday rounds will end on Thursday.
Thursday rounds will end on Sunday!

Get familiar with each gnome!

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Rules & Submission Guidelines

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• Only one entry per person per round.
• Please number your caption to the screenshot posted.
• Keep your captions to 1-5 sentences long.
• Your entries cannot be edited once submitted.
• Your entries must be your own work
• Your entry must be suitable for a PG-13 audience and not violate our Rules and Guidelines

Prizes

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• Participation: 2 tickets per round (6 rounds total)
• Staff Favorites: 6 tickets and the Enchanted Bloom collectible

FAQ

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Q: Does the caption have to be funny?
A: Yes. Have fun and be silly!

Q: Can I have dialogue included in my caption?
A: Yes. Your caption can be all dialogue as well.

 

[Pyoopi]

Round #1:

Deadline: Thursday, August 18 at 7:00 PM EDT!

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[Mars Adept]

Round #1:

“So the Witch sent us Trick-or-Treating?” The Hungry Gnome licked his lips. “I like this punishment already!”

 

[amemome]

Round 1 caption!

"This is not the enchanted forest I thought it would be..."
"... Car seems to work, wanna head to the bar for some beers?"
"Make it mead and I'm in."

 

[Snowesque]

Round #1

"I don't know guys, I don't think they want insurance."

 

[kiwikenobi]

Round 1 Entry:

"Dang, the car's out of gas."
"Don't worry, I found some fossil fuel over here."

 

[Snowifer]

Screenshot 1: Alright guys so who's going to ring the doorbell?

 

[daisyy]

Sleepy Gnome: So... does anyone know how to drive this thing?
Reliable Gnome: I don't know, but this place ROCKS!

 

[Valzed]

Round #1

Hungry Gnome looks around. "Um... guys, I've seen this movie and it does not end well."

 

[Asarena]

Round One:
Sleepy Gnome is tired and suggests breaking into the car to take a nap before they work on getting home. Laid-back Gnome sees a shovel and suggests they use it to break into the car, which shocks Surprised Gnome. Reliable Gnome chastises Sleepy Gnome and Laid-back Gnome, and says they should knock on the door of the house first. Hungry Gnome agrees, thinking the owner of the home may give them some food.

 

[Jhine7]

Round 1:

Surprised gnome to the laid-back gnome - "I love what you've done with these cactuses!"
Laid-back gnome replies - "Thanks! Life would succ without them!"

 

[Aniko]

Round #1

"You know the story of the three gnomes that walked into a bar in Mexico? They turned into vampires"

 

[Sharksheep]

Round 1

Angry Gnome: I told you we should have never listen to that hag. The GPS told us to make a left to the Enchanted Forest and there was even a sign! Now we all have to cram into a single room at this run-down place.
Pensive Gnome: You are never going to let this go are you?

 

[.: Meri :.]

Round #1:

Surprised Gnome: Uh, guys?! There's a body over here!
Rebel Gnome: ...I didn't do it.

 

[LadyDestani]

Round #1

Surprised Gnome to Rebel Gnome: "What in the world are you doing?!"
Rebel Gnome answers with a grin and a wink: "Just watering this cactus."

 

[starlightskies]

Round #1

Hungry Gnome: "Hello! We would like to talk to you about our Lord and Savoir, Gnomeo!"
Passionate Gnome: "Uh, you do know you have to knock first right?"

 

[jadetine]

Round #1: Extreme Marco Polo Championships
Hungry Gnome: Marco!
From close range in both ears: POLO
Laid - back gnome, belatedly: Polo! But watch out for cacti!
Sleepy gnome: Zzzz

 

[~Kilza~]

Round 1:
These gnomes Better Call Saul fast, or else they will be Breaking Bad in this crime-filled wasteland.

 

[IonicKarma]

Round 1

"I said we were going to find some Dessert not Desert!"

 

[Bluebellie]

Round 1:

“Do you think that might be a gingerbread house?”